Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[Greenmarioman]

COMMAND: KILL: JAILBREAKER

You die and I leave the thingy alone... IN A PIT OF CENTEPIDES

[Red]

The Thingy grows legs and runs around in circles.

[Greenmarioman]

the circles blow up and the thingy flies away and lands in a pile of dead kittens.

[Jailbreaker]

I was eating the kittens when the thingy plops into my dinner. I take the thingy and Fly (pikachu knows that too) to Toys R us.

[DR.Death]

DR.Death: Hey look a awkwarrd moment!
jailbreaker: where?
DR.Death: here! *takes the thingy and runs to London city*

[Minukelsus]

As if by magic, Kev most suddenly materialises from the London haze and quite stealthily creeps up behind Dr. Death, and with a swift thrust , I push him over London bridge ( no offence, mate ), he plummet's to his doom. I take said Thingy and lock it in the Tower of London for safe keeping! Not only that, I also place my Royal Guards (beefeaters!) at the front gate to protect said Thingy...

[Breadlord Dragoshi]

I take out the beefeaters with throwing knives made out of asparagus, then quickly break through the gate, zoom into the tower, steal The Thingy, then fly off on...THE GREATEST RECLINER EVER MADE!!!

[Minukelsus]

Feeling a tad pissed off, Hmm well possibly a better phrase would be, extremely annoyed that I lost said Thingy. I commandeer a harrier jump jet and courageously chase after said Thingy (whilst listening to eye of the tiger), I fire six heat-seeking ballistic missiles made out of 'hot cross buns' at the recliner. And with a direct hit, Dragoshi falls (at exhilarating speeds!) back down to terra firma! I land the jet next to the crash site, again acquire said Thingy and jump upon my raging stallion and ride off into the sunset.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Suddenly a 7ft inflatable lifelike toy viper pops in front of Kevrosini's stallion and he quickly rears up in surprise. Kevrosini wasn't prepared for this and is promptly flung off his saddle and loses concisness. I walk out from behind a cactus and deflate the toy viper wich I then put into a box that fits into my pocket. Rummaging in his inventory I find the Thingy and use it to warp to Castle Wolfenstein.

[Jailbreaker]

BUMPAZOOKA

Wolfenstein castle comes tumbling to the ground, but since you were playing on your DS you don't notice. I take the thingy and enter your DS. You can only get it bak by entering yourself, and playing through the level!!! (Make the next post good.)

[DR.Death]

it just happens your playing Mario teaches typing. so i jump in the DS and ask some passive Bob-ombs were jailbreaker is. they answer with a weird noise and a text square appears reading "jailbreaker? oh hes in bowsers castle but he has a weird thing with him"
i thank them and head down the dirt path humming when i see Mario and Luigi running out of bowsers castle

(watch movie then read the rest of the post)
YouTube - The biggest "WTF?" Moment in Mario history.

after Mario and Luigi are done pointing to each other i walk up and ask them what just happened.

Mario: well we were about to storm bowser but there was a weird kid in there and he kicked us out and locked the door (thing)

Luigi: So we sneaked in through a window and got a magic balloon i mean typewriter

Mario: and then we ran out and typed the magic words and well you know what happen

DR.Death: cool by the way did he have a thingy on him

Luigi: yeah its still in the ruble i guess

Mario: well we better get back to our castle these graphics suck
(Mario and Luigi port away with a star and i take the thingy from the castle and jump out of the DS and into a right-in-the-middle-of-a-crater cafe)

[Jailbreaker]

I summon my good ol' Pikachu to use surf and flood the crater. I take the thingy and stuff it in Ovan's mouth so that he can't say anything annoying anymore.

[VG_Addict]

I take the Thingy, use it to bash Ovan's skull in, and go to Agrabah.

[Jailbreaker]

Alladdin kills you because you look like an evil genie. I take the thingy and Corrupt a Wish.

[Breadlord Dragoshi]

The corrupted wish comes back to kill in the form of me. With the greatest recliner ever made, now remade into a weird tank dealy. I take The Thingy, and drive off, blasting down anything that intentionally gets in my way.

[VG_Addict]

I just happen to walk by, and you get ready to fire at me. Just before the tank fires, I stuff a cork in the cannon, and the tank explodes. I take the Thingy and hide in a corn field in Idaho.

[Greenmarioman]

A tractor runs over you. I was driving the tractor. I take the thingy and run. Run so far away.

[Lord Ovan]

Wuz Up Peoples

[VG_Addict]

You accidentally step on a land mine and get your legs blown off. I take the Thingy, laugh at your misfortune, and go to my base at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

[Jailbreaker]

A Squid eats you, and my Pikachu (Now named "Polo") eats the squid. The thingy snuggles up to Mr. Backlot in the trophy garden.