NC Battle Academy

[Greatluigi]

EWW!THIS IS A GAY CONVERSATION11111

[Fred's Mom]

Ok. This topic is officially cheese-riddled and unfunny. And needs to be put into a toilet in taco bell and flushed numerous times.

[Legion]

*walks in with a variety of sharp, pointy instruments to put this topic out of its misery*

[blakyoshi7]

*Walks in with lots of nuclear bombs and other explosives to blow Theme of the Day: Legion's head off*

[WillTheExtraGuy]

Originally posted by Fred_In_Bed stalks himself. Help.:
Ok. This topic is officially cheese-riddled and unfunny. And needs to be put into a toilet in taco bell and flushed numerous times.

You have insulted my honor! I challenge you to a duel! Eat this!:



And this!:



And even this!:



See? You can't win! And you are thrown out of bed by Tim Curry!:



And you are beaten by this immature b**t*rd!:



He is aided by this constipated guy!:



And even this guy who thinks he's Eddie Murphy!:



See? You lose! And your waffles are destroyed by the Death Star!:



[ May 18, 2003, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Sir Fusion the Enforcer ]

[Dark_Mario7]

No.

My comic pwnz joo!


So does this 89 year old constipated man who lives in a toilet and also which happends to be me.


You suck so no


Even the Japanese ambassador couldn't stand up to us.


[ May 18, 2003, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: Richard of Wisconsin ]

[Fred's Mom]

Hey, this has instantly become better.

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

Originally posted by Fred_In_Bed stalks himself. Help.:
Because this topic should never have been. It's terrible, and done by terrible writers. You'd need the OG party goers to fix this mess of a plot up, and they wouldn't post in it, since the premise is so bad. I have actually explained my reason for spamming.

You lose.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And,you are a VERY lousy writer!

[Fred's Mom]

I have never, ever said I was good. Check any of my posts. I am a huge loser.

But it's helpful to be able to admit that, so that I'm not so ****ing caught up in fantasies about myself being so clever. Which is your severe disadvantage.

And you're wrong. A forum is only here for everyone posting their opinions. And my is extreme discontent for this ****ty topic.

You all lose.

[Beam Yosho the Drunkard]

Fusion, you idiot! Don't start spamming this topic too!

[tuatara]

Damn! Stop the pics! There spam!

[ May 18, 2003, 10:33 PM: Message edited by: Thunder Yoshi ]

[Fred's Mom]

So senseless humor is SPAM? Then SPAM is a very good thing indeed.

[Beam Yosho the Drunkard]

Seeing that none else wanted to Continue the story, I shall. ( Morons.)
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Last time....
Beam, GC, and blakyoshi7 have made it to a mansion. Now they will walk inside..
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**Beam, GC, and blakyoshi7 walk into the mansion. How? That's a stupid question.
But I'll explain. First, They step out on their domenant foot. Than they use their muscles
intheir other leg to move the other leg forward, creating another step. So far, they have walkied almost one meter into the mansion.
They then used the muscles in their other legs to take other step forward, adding another half a meter. And then-**

GC: Beam! Stop that!

Beam: Sorry... I 'll stop.

**To make a long explanation short, They simply walked in.**

BSD: BEam, GC, Blakyoshi7! You've made it!

Beam: You used a capital E in my name....

BSD: Whatever. Please, come in.

GC: Hmm..whatever.

**So they go on and enjoy the mansion and private spas.**

Beam:Um, Guys? Shouldn't we do something about the Posernator and Team RAY?

SJR: No. Mr. T should take care of them.

Beam: Then why didn't he take care of Mario?

GC:...

**Scene goes to 7-11.**
Mr. T: MMmmm. Slurpees.

Carrot Top: Use 1-800-CALL-ATT!

Mr. T: What the-? Grr.... Use Collect, red foo'!

Carrot Top: Ie!**Runs away**

Mr.T: ....Stupid foo'.

**Back to mansion**

BSD: Maybe he was fighting Metal Bob Saget again. Guava slurpee?

GC: Yes, please.

Beam: Bah! You idiots! Team RAY is attacking the mansion!

blakyoshi7: They are?

**As it seems, the mansion is on fire.**

BSD:....I was feeling a bit cold anyways.

GC: ... Um...Let's....do something....

SJR: Like Water Aerobics?

Beam: No! We fight back! The Mario busters couldn't fight them because they didn't have any good powers!
We DO!

GC:Um...Yeah!
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To be continued.
And by the way, Ignore the spam, as in just saying nothing back to them.
Don't pay attention to any damn Spam (Hey, that ryhmes!), for it is the third most evil meat in the world.
And also, lets just continue this story while ignoring the spammers. We all have been arguing too long. Let's just continue.

[ May 18, 2003, 11:46 PM: Message edited by: BeamYosho ]

[gamechamp3000]

You know, this topic is getting different from when it started. The plot is a little messed up with the Posernator and all of that, and I don't really like it. So I'm leaving this place.
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GC then gets a radio call.

Guy: Agent GC, we need your help! There is a giant alien spaceship full of hostile aliens! We need your help with them AND being able to keep the world from knowing they exist!

GC: Yay! I haven't seen some REAL action in a while! Lalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Wait...

He uses a strange bomb, which releases a gas that makes everyone forget he existed, and he leaves.

[blakyoshi7]

*Team RAY appearzez*
BSD: Oh no!
SJR: Oh no!
BY7: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Guy: Oh yeah!
Kamek: I like cheese. Me stupid. You die now.
BY7: AHHHH! THE STUPIDITY!!!!!
Beam: I want a line!
BY7: You know you don't get any lines! Get over it!
SJR:*fallz asleep*

[tuatara]

*TY appears and stomps on Kamek*

Bean :P hew..

BSD:What the- *Gets Zapped by Marx*

BSD:Ok! Thats it! *RPG Battle*

*TY BSD Beam SJD GC and BlakYoshi battle Team RAY*

TY uses thunder storm!

299 hit points to Team Ray!

BSD uses blind myst!

Team Ray can't attack!

Beam uses yoshi charge!

*A group of Yoshis attack Team Ray*

300 hit points to Team Ray!

GC uses Ninty beam!

399 points to Team ray!

Team Ray has awaken!

BlakYoshi uses poisn Yoshi!

Team Ray has been poisned!

Kamek shrinks the heros!

Marx uses Ultima!

500 Points to the Heros!

Heros have one point left!

Dr.Wily uses Robo Drill!

Attack misses!

BSD:Hey! A star!

*Everyone grabs the star*

Everyones invinsable!

The Heros use Nintendo ultima beam!

9999999999999999999 hit points to Team Ray!

Heros win 9000000000000000000000000000 points!

[ May 19, 2003, 08:32 PM: Message edited by: Thunder Yoshi ]

[blakyoshi7]

^w00t w00t! Overkill much!

[WillTheExtraGuy]

Originally posted by Fred_In_Bed stalks himself. Help.:

You all lose.

No, you lose at the hands of the Phantom of the Opera!:

[GORE-ILLA]

Originally posted by blakyoshi7 has lost his marbles.:

I like cheese.

Go to hell, you filthy bastard.

[blakyoshi7]

Is it now a crime for anyone exept GORE to like cheese?