Caption Contest! and Your Mama!

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#121

Post by Introbulus » Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:10 am

Fox's new job at Microsoft as a hitman required him to kill a long-time fellow co-worker. He was happy to oblige.
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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#122

Post by Ed the Spamyard » Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:33 am

Mario: Wait this is defying physics!

Fox: How?

Neo off screen: Any one seen a way to the other realm of the matrix?

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#123

Post by Ace Mercury » Thu Mar 27, 2003 2:52 pm

"Some fans can't take a hint, even when you get a restraining order against them."

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#124

Post by KazMcTakkers » Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:09 pm

Fox's Shooting Gallery
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#125

Post by Greatluigi » Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:30 pm

Originally posted by FredFan:
Fox always hated West Side Story.

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Pure Gold.

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#126

Post by Gumchum » Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:58 pm

FredFan wins. You shook me all night long.
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#127

Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:19 pm

Rocky: You're goin' down, Apollo!

Trainer: For the billionth time, I'm not Apollo!

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#128

Post by CaptHayfever » Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:24 pm

*background music*
"It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite..."

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#129

Post by DarkLordYoshi » Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:24 pm

The guy off to the left had to go to the ER shortly after this shot.

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#130

Post by Fredfan » Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:02 pm

Its amazing how much a red pad looks like a face when you're drunk.

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#131

Post by Ace Mercury » Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:45 pm

"Dude... Either I've taken way to many hits to the head or that guy over there looks exactly like George Bush..."

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#132

Post by Red mage » Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:46 pm

Originally posted by Zak visciously obliterated Seymour:
"Aren't vi ze girliest fags ever?"
"Ja! Vi are ze girliest!"
LOL!!! I am almost suprised that Zak and Ace didn't tie.

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#133

Post by Sim Kid » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:29 am

...AND THIS IS FOR TAKING AWAY MY FRENCH PRIVILAGES, YOU BRING SHAME TO USA, YOU STUPID PR#(K!! JEUVE DE LIVRA DE FRANCE!!
Old man: What the bloody hell are you talking about? I'm not George W Bush, I'm Bush senior, and I don't think that's really french you're speaking, mad boxer...

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#134

Post by Super Shy Guy » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:36 am

When elderly hobos began to wander into the gym rabble rousing, Rocky stepped out of retirement to become the gym's bouncer and break their faces. Oh, and some random black guy is there too.
Dancing is forbidden

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#135

Post by LuigiMan » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:02 am

The dopey grin had gone too far...
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#136

Post by Gumchum » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:24 am

Ace wins. A18: The reason Zak didn't win that time is because it was a carbon copy of a quote from a Nintendoland caption contest.
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#137

Post by Super Shy Guy » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:28 am

It sucks when you're Siamese Twins joined at the hands...
Dancing is forbidden

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#138

Post by Ace Mercury » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:30 am

The romantic mood was later ruined when Fabio squeezed too hard and snapped her arm like a twig.

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#139

Post by LuigiMan » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:38 am

With a zoomed-out angle like that, there's gonna be something else...
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