Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[Vapor]

I travel to nowhere on a train that doesn't exist, shoot Weegee with a gun that isn't there, and take the Thingy and chill at Sartre's place.

[Jailbreaker]

Sartre's place was under the cliff, so I land on top of you just before you walk in the door, take the thingy, and go take a nap in the flaming forum.

[Greenmarioman]

You burn up and die. I take the thingy and jump into some lava.

[Jailbreaker]

I knew that would happen. The thingy burns up in the lava with you.

THE END.

[VG_Addict]

No, the Thingy is indestructable. I swim into the lava and grab the Thingy. (I'm immune to fire.) I then go to Marzipan City.

[Jailbreaker]

I eat marzipan city, and coat the thingy with my own snot that cannot be removed, shove it in an indestrctible safe with a retinal scanner lock, bury the safe in 30 ft of spikes and thorns, seal it up with indestructible cement, bury it in more spikes, more cement, more spikes, more cement, three anti-warp-the-thingy-away fields, more spikes, more cement, a mile of dirt, and cover it up with a thousand 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ton weights. Then I summon several armies of english teachers and LotR styled elves to gaurd it. I invent a machine that reads the absence of brain waves and turns it into force field energy and put McCain, Obama, Bush, and Gates in there after force feeding them my morning LOOPY DRUGS. The force field is stronger then the indestructible cement.

I want it more than you peole do.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Strange Old Man:No... There is another...

Just after he says it I come up to the impenitratable barricade that Jailbreaker made. I use all my moves on it and not even the barrier is burnt out, after that I leave.

Gates:*still affected by LOOPY DRUGS) Yeah yeah you better leave. You lucky the barrier didn't short or I would've EATEN JOO!

English Teacher Commander:*Slaps Gates for improper grammer and spelling*

But what he didn't know is that I jumped into that volcano and absorbed all the magma in it (I become more powerful by absorbing fire) to get enough energy to pull off the move that can destroy even the most toughest material in the universe. After a few minutes I jump really high up into the highest point in the atmosphere, then charge up all the energy in my body and turn into a blue fireball the size of an aircraft carrier then come crashing down into the center of the cement vault. The resulting explosion looks alot like the spirit bomb exploding.I take the Thingy and try to warp back to my base on Mercury but the move I pulled depleted all my energy wich makes me black out. When I come to I'm in Chowder's room (apparantly the Marzipan City Jailbreaker ate was just a gumball. That happens often.) Mong comes up and gives me superspicy curry wich not only recovers all my health but gives me the ability to spray fire out of my mouth.

[Greenmarioman]

the same English Teacher Commander beats you for improper grammar. I take the thingy from your bloody bruised body and get eaten by a bear.

[Jailbreaker]

The bear was me in a costume. The thingy comes out my nose... that happened before.

[Greenmarioman]

I rip out of your stomach and take the thingy and give it to VG_Addict.

[Jailbreaker]

Silly, you don't have the thingy. It came out my nose.


Edit: I read that wrong.


VGA trips on a pikachu and gets electricuted. I take the thingy and give it to Speed. Then I jump off a cliff.

[Greenmarioman]

Speed gives it to no one. you die.

[Jailbreaker]

It was a big cliff. I haven't reached the bottom yet.

Current thingyholder: Speed.

[Greenmarioman]

speed still has the thingy.

[Jailbreaker]

SPEED DO SOMETHING WITH THE THINGY ALREADY!

[Greenmarioman]

I take the thingy from Speed and throw it in a pit of spikes.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I jump on an invincibility monitor and walk through through the spikes. I take the Thingy and into the secret area that can only be accessed by going through the door in the middle if the pit of spikes. There I find piles of coins, rings, rupees, bells, and several other forms of video game currency

[Greenmarioman]

I jump into the spikes and get disemboweled. but I take the thingy with my mouth and run into a regeneration pod and throw the thingy in a cannon and shoot it out of the universe.

[Infernal Dragoon]

What he had was the Trappy. it was wise of him to dispose of it quickly, otherwise it would've most likely killed him in a slow in painful manner. The Thingy's still in my pocket along with my all the loot I put into my wallet. I'm at Mcgoomba's ordering a delicious meal... all Gigasized too!

[Greenmarioman]

you eat too much and you blow up. I take the thingy from your pocket and do what I previously did to the Trappy.