Sir Lupus's CYOA!!!!
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Sir Lupus's CYOA!!!!
One day, Sir Lupus got back from Idiot School. Then he sees a buncha NC fans hangin' around. He comes to them, and says, "Hi, idiots and beotches!!!!" The NC fans turn to Sir Lupus and say, "Screw you". Sir Lupus says, "!@#$ You!" The NC fans are irraitated, then they...
YOU choose what happens next
a)kill Sir Lupus
b)beat the snot outta Sir Lupus
c)shoves pensils up his nose
d) banish him to the underworld
YOU choose what happens next
a)kill Sir Lupus
b)beat the snot outta Sir Lupus
c)shoves pensils up his nose
d) banish him to the underworld
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A.
Then Officer Gigan and BSD get hit by a large boulder ( )! Their crushed bone fragments scatter the landscape.
Lupus: That was incredibly stupid.
Nap: Yes.
Lupus and Nap decide to play...
A. Super Smash Bros.
B. Yahtzee
C. Russian Roulette
D. See How Many French Fries You Can Jam Up Your Nose Without Causing Brain Damage
Then Officer Gigan and BSD get hit by a large boulder ( )! Their crushed bone fragments scatter the landscape.
Lupus: That was incredibly stupid.
Nap: Yes.
Lupus and Nap decide to play...
A. Super Smash Bros.
B. Yahtzee
C. Russian Roulette
D. See How Many French Fries You Can Jam Up Your Nose Without Causing Brain Damage
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B.
*Through an amazing rip in the Space-Time Continum ( ), BSD is magically revived!*
BSD: I'm gonna kil-
*SMACK*
Nap: Shut the hell up.
Lupus: Say, while he's unconscious, why don't we...
A. Give him the guillotine
B. Strap him into a car and send him careening into a wall
C. Remove all innocent people from the area, then nuke him
D. Castrate him
*Through an amazing rip in the Space-Time Continum ( ), BSD is magically revived!*
BSD: I'm gonna kil-
*SMACK*
Nap: Shut the hell up.
Lupus: Say, while he's unconscious, why don't we...
A. Give him the guillotine
B. Strap him into a car and send him careening into a wall
C. Remove all innocent people from the area, then nuke him
D. Castrate him
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So hard to pick. C it is.
*The few innocent people are evacuated and a plane flies overhead and drops a nuke, eliminating every trace of the aforementioned bombed VGFer*
Nap> Hm.... Something's wrong.
Lupus> Forget it. Let's go!
A> They take Nap's advice and search for a survivor so they can destroy him.
B> They go off to get a drink.
C> They ridicule useless VGFers.
D> They go find useless VGFers and beat the fo'shiz out of them.
*The few innocent people are evacuated and a plane flies overhead and drops a nuke, eliminating every trace of the aforementioned bombed VGFer*
Nap> Hm.... Something's wrong.
Lupus> Forget it. Let's go!
A> They take Nap's advice and search for a survivor so they can destroy him.
B> They go off to get a drink.
C> They ridicule useless VGFers.
D> They go find useless VGFers and beat the fo'shiz out of them.
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D.
Nap> Hey, why don't I have a pool?
Lupus> Dunno. And why are we getting rid of the body so carefully?
[Nap drops the corse on the pavement and kicks it into the pool]
Nap> Huh, what?
Very well. Onto DVG.
HOW DO THEY DISPOSE OF HIM?
A> Good ol' fists.
B> A max-like post with really big guns that nobody knows exist.
C> A space-time continuum screwup! (I have to do it: )
D> Weapons. Anything that hurts.
Nap> Hey, why don't I have a pool?
Lupus> Dunno. And why are we getting rid of the body so carefully?
[Nap drops the corse on the pavement and kicks it into the pool]
Nap> Huh, what?
Very well. Onto DVG.
HOW DO THEY DISPOSE OF HIM?
A> Good ol' fists.
B> A max-like post with really big guns that nobody knows exist.
C> A space-time continuum screwup! (I have to do it: )
D> Weapons. Anything that hurts.
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D. DEFINITELY D.
Nap: I've got the rocket launcher.
Lupus: I've got the machine gun.
Nap: I've got the box of Tic-Tacs.
Lupus: Let's roll.
*In an incredibly short amount of time, Nap and Lupus arrive at DVG's house, because they're helluva fast.*
Nap: We need a plan of attack, in case DVG's overwhelming stupidity overcomes us through the front door.
Lupus: All right. We'll break in through the...
A. Window
B. Skylight
C. Tunneling underground and burrowing up INTO the house
D. Just blast a damn hole in the wall
Nap: I've got the rocket launcher.
Lupus: I've got the machine gun.
Nap: I've got the box of Tic-Tacs.
Lupus: Let's roll.
*In an incredibly short amount of time, Nap and Lupus arrive at DVG's house, because they're helluva fast.*
Nap: We need a plan of attack, in case DVG's overwhelming stupidity overcomes us through the front door.
Lupus: All right. We'll break in through the...
A. Window
B. Skylight
C. Tunneling underground and burrowing up INTO the house
D. Just blast a damn hole in the wall
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D. What did you expect?
DVG was playing with plushies when the wall is blown to pieces.
DVG> Are you gonna pay for that?
Nap smirks and pulls out the tic-tacs.
DVG> Are those for me? How thoughtful!
Lupus and Nap edge closer.
THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE OF MCGRAW HILL.
Lupus> Haha. ***. Now what?
Nap>
A> We destroy the admins and rule above all!
B> We live like Burt McPerfect!
C> We make sure nobody screws up this OG.
D> Make your own choice here, kiddos!
DVG was playing with plushies when the wall is blown to pieces.
DVG> Are you gonna pay for that?
Nap smirks and pulls out the tic-tacs.
DVG> Are those for me? How thoughtful!
Lupus and Nap edge closer.
THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE OF MCGRAW HILL.
Lupus> Haha. ***. Now what?
Nap>
A> We destroy the admins and rule above all!
B> We live like Burt McPerfect!
C> We make sure nobody screws up this OG.
D> Make your own choice here, kiddos!
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C is for Crazy, that's good enough for me...
*A random member sits at their computer, feverishly typing away*
Member: Ooh, those Lupus and Nap! I'll show them by typing lots and lots of text making fun of them!
Lupus: HELLO!
*Lupus and Nap take turns smashing the computer with a large hammer.*
Member: NOOOOOOOOO!
*The moderator receives word of this attack. What do they do?*
A. Kill the idiot who squealed, because nobody likes a squealer
B. Eat a sandwich
C. Laugh at the stupid members
D. Nothing. Let the OTHER mod take care of it.
*A random member sits at their computer, feverishly typing away*
Member: Ooh, those Lupus and Nap! I'll show them by typing lots and lots of text making fun of them!
Lupus: HELLO!
*Lupus and Nap take turns smashing the computer with a large hammer.*
Member: NOOOOOOOOO!
*The moderator receives word of this attack. What do they do?*
A. Kill the idiot who squealed, because nobody likes a squealer
B. Eat a sandwich
C. Laugh at the stupid members
D. Nothing. Let the OTHER mod take care of it.
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Lupus and Nappy kill the member in an extremely brutal fashion.
Then Lemonjello appears to help them in their quest to spam, harrass, and kill many, many newbies.
Lupus: We shall now go throughout VGF and kill more newbies in an extremely brutal manner.
What should they do now?
A Castrate newbies then let them bleed to death.
B Beat newbies to death with metal pipes.
C Burn newbies at the stake.
D Stalk down the Fungi Toad and kill him in an extremely brutal manner.
Lupus and Nappy kill the member in an extremely brutal fashion.
Then Lemonjello appears to help them in their quest to spam, harrass, and kill many, many newbies.
Lupus: We shall now go throughout VGF and kill more newbies in an extremely brutal manner.
What should they do now?
A Castrate newbies then let them bleed to death.
B Beat newbies to death with metal pipes.
C Burn newbies at the stake.
D Stalk down the Fungi Toad and kill him in an extremely brutal manner.
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Nap: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh, shiny....
Lupus: Snap out of it!
Nap: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny....metal...
Lupus: Snap out of it!!!
Nap: Shiny... ooooooooh...
Lupus: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!!!!!
Nap: I like the shiny...
Lupus:...
A) DOOOOOOM 2 U!!!!!!!
B) Fine, I'll do it.
C) I like the shiny tooooooo...
D) This is stupid.
Nap: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh, shiny....
Lupus: Snap out of it!
Nap: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny....metal...
Lupus: Snap out of it!!!
Nap: Shiny... ooooooooh...
Lupus: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!!!!!
Nap: I like the shiny...
Lupus:...
A) DOOOOOOM 2 U!!!!!!!
B) Fine, I'll do it.
C) I like the shiny tooooooo...
D) This is stupid.
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Lupus: Hey lets play Doom 2 Mod that involves killing idiots like blackyoshi7 and BSD with extremely painful weapons like the automatic Rusted Nailgun 3000!
*After several hours of killing newbs and n00bs, they goto a random VGFers house which happens to be..*
A)blackyoshi7
B)Burt McPerfect
C)Tritoch
D)G.I. Jimbo! YES ME!
Lupus: Hey lets play Doom 2 Mod that involves killing idiots like blackyoshi7 and BSD with extremely painful weapons like the automatic Rusted Nailgun 3000!
*After several hours of killing newbs and n00bs, they goto a random VGFers house which happens to be..*
A)blackyoshi7
B)Burt McPerfect
C)Tritoch
D)G.I. Jimbo! YES ME!
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