A!!!
Me: Now that's just twisted. *shoots down Elmo with Gauss Rifle*.
Zak: Well, that was easy.
Suddenly...
A) A nuclear launch is detected
B) Nothing
OoC: Zak, how old is HIM? Not to mention that I do Competitive Swimming, and would probably be able to outrun the little idiot.
CYOA:Bill and Fred's Adventures Through The Fabric of Time
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Zak: Nothing? All of that fighting, and then, NOTHING!?!?!?!?!
(suddenly, they are all teleported back in front of the Fortress)
???: Sorry I'm late! I got stuck in traffic!
Introbulus: Who are you?
???: I'm Superman!
Zak: Oh no! How will we defeat Superman?
Donez: I have a plan! We can just...
A: Throw kryptonite at him until he passes out.
B: Sneak around him. Superman isn't that smart
C: Disco! Disco! Disco!
D: Do nothing!
E: Take the back door. What? You didn't know about the back door?
[ April 04, 2003, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]
Zak: Nothing? All of that fighting, and then, NOTHING!?!?!?!?!
(suddenly, they are all teleported back in front of the Fortress)
???: Sorry I'm late! I got stuck in traffic!
Introbulus: Who are you?
???: I'm Superman!
Zak: Oh no! How will we defeat Superman?
Donez: I have a plan! We can just...
A: Throw kryptonite at him until he passes out.
B: Sneak around him. Superman isn't that smart
C: Disco! Disco! Disco!
D: Do nothing!
E: Take the back door. What? You didn't know about the back door?
[ April 04, 2003, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Superman: Kryptonite is only a bunch of glowing rocks, it doesn't hurt at all. They only make it seem like it does in the movies, and...
But before he can finish, Donez impales him with his ice pick.
Kyle Orland: NOOOOOOO! YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND! NOW DIE!
Kyle Orland Battle!
What happens?
A. Kyle banishes everyone to the Shadow Realm.
B. Jay Reesop appears and cuts off Kyle's arm with his lightsaber.
C. Mario appears.
D. Luigi appears and kicks Kyle Orland's butt.
Superman: Kryptonite is only a bunch of glowing rocks, it doesn't hurt at all. They only make it seem like it does in the movies, and...
But before he can finish, Donez impales him with his ice pick.
Kyle Orland: NOOOOOOO! YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND! NOW DIE!
Kyle Orland Battle!
What happens?
A. Kyle banishes everyone to the Shadow Realm.
B. Jay Reesop appears and cuts off Kyle's arm with his lightsaber.
C. Mario appears.
D. Luigi appears and kicks Kyle Orland's butt.
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C.
Zak: Go away Mario!
Mario: Okay!
Kyle: Anyway, it's time to banish you into oblivion!!
Kayla: Oh shoot.
Kyle: Not after a fight! *Kyle hits BSD and BSD goes into trance*
Zak: Hey cool!
Kyle: But I attack 4 times per round, remember?
Zak: S#^t!
*Kyle hits Zak and he goes into trance*
Zak: You do realize that you're setting up your death, right?
*Kyle hits Introbulus and he goes into trance*
Introbulus: Zak, I think you like FF9 as much as CK likes Phantasy star.
*Kyle hits Kayla, and...
A. She goes into trance
B. She conters with Hadoken
C. She does Sakura moves from Pocket Fighters
Zak: Go away Mario!
Mario: Okay!
Kyle: Anyway, it's time to banish you into oblivion!!
Kayla: Oh shoot.
Kyle: Not after a fight! *Kyle hits BSD and BSD goes into trance*
Zak: Hey cool!
Kyle: But I attack 4 times per round, remember?
Zak: S#^t!
*Kyle hits Zak and he goes into trance*
Zak: You do realize that you're setting up your death, right?
*Kyle hits Introbulus and he goes into trance*
Introbulus: Zak, I think you like FF9 as much as CK likes Phantasy star.
*Kyle hits Kayla, and...
A. She goes into trance
B. She conters with Hadoken
C. She does Sakura moves from Pocket Fighters
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Fusion: Huh? I missed out on brainwashing her!? That p^$$es me off!
Suddenly, Fusion gets enraged and his power level rises to 2 billion, then 3 billion, 4 billion, 5 billion, and so on until it reaches 1 trillion.
Kyle: Dang, my power level is only 50 billion. Oh S#^t!
Fusion hits Kyle and he goes into a trance.
Kyle:
Cannot...move...
Fusion: HADOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fusion blasts Kyle into oblivion. Fortunately for the U.S., the blast also goes to Iraq and kills Saddam as well.
U.S.: Yeah! *parties like crazy, Return of the Jedi-Style*
Everyone who is in a trance goes out of their trances.
Introbulus: Yeah!
???: You may have defeated Kyle, but you will not defeat us!
Suddenly, Executrain and Bowser appear in a Vavel Mech from Robot Alchemic Drive (for PS2).
Bowser: Now you must battle us, or should I say, our mech!
Fusion: SUPER HADOKEN!!!
The mech is destroyed, and Bowser and Executrain fall out.
Executrain: Drats, now I must...
Executrain pulls out a machine and zaps Bowser, turning him into...
All: Giga Bowser?
GB: Yes, it is I, Giga Bowser, the strongest Bowser form of all! My power level is 99 trillion! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Giga Bowser Battle: Final Battle!
Giga Bowser attacks...
A. Introbulus.
B. Zak.
C. BSD.
D. Bill.
E. Fred.
[ April 04, 2003, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Fusion likes pie. ]
Fusion: Huh? I missed out on brainwashing her!? That p^$$es me off!
Suddenly, Fusion gets enraged and his power level rises to 2 billion, then 3 billion, 4 billion, 5 billion, and so on until it reaches 1 trillion.
Kyle: Dang, my power level is only 50 billion. Oh S#^t!
Fusion hits Kyle and he goes into a trance.
Kyle:
Cannot...move...Fusion: HADOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fusion blasts Kyle into oblivion. Fortunately for the U.S., the blast also goes to Iraq and kills Saddam as well.
U.S.: Yeah! *parties like crazy, Return of the Jedi-Style*
Everyone who is in a trance goes out of their trances.
Introbulus: Yeah!
???: You may have defeated Kyle, but you will not defeat us!
Suddenly, Executrain and Bowser appear in a Vavel Mech from Robot Alchemic Drive (for PS2).
Bowser: Now you must battle us, or should I say, our mech!
Fusion: SUPER HADOKEN!!!
The mech is destroyed, and Bowser and Executrain fall out.
Executrain: Drats, now I must...
Executrain pulls out a machine and zaps Bowser, turning him into...
All: Giga Bowser?
GB: Yes, it is I, Giga Bowser, the strongest Bowser form of all! My power level is 99 trillion! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Giga Bowser Battle: Final Battle!
Giga Bowser attacks...
A. Introbulus.
B. Zak.
C. BSD.
D. Bill.
E. Fred.
[ April 04, 2003, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Fusion likes pie. ]
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Bill!
Bill takes 1138 damage
Bill: Hey! That hurt!!
*Suddenley, the music changes to O Fortuna*
Zak: Eh?
Giga Bowser: What the (bleep)?
Kayla: I think this sounds better. I like the singing in latin.
*Zak sings along with the O Fortuna music*
Giga Bowser: Stop Singing.
*Zak keeps singing*
Giga Bowser: STOP Singing!
Everyone but Zak and Giga Bowser: 
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: STOP! Stop the song!
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: STOP THAT!! STOP THAT SONG!
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: You puny little earth bugs. Shut up, and STOP SINGING!
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: the SONG...
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: STOP IT!!!
*Zak sings again*
Giga Bowser: !!!!!
*Zak keeps on singing O Fortuna*
Giga bowser: Stop..please, stop!
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga bowser: !!!!!!!
*Zak sings some more*
Giga Bowser: ........... How could I be defeated by a song like that? I will... Sometime... Zak! We SHALL meet again! *falls down and goes back to normal*
Executrain: WHAT??!! WHAT??!! HOW COULD MY CREATION DIE FROM JUST A SONG??!!
Zak: I noticed that you put Giegue DNA in Giga Bowser when you shot him.
Fred: But how COULD someone like Giegue be defeated by a song?
Zak: I seem to be the only one who has played Earthbound Zero, ya?
Everyone but Zak: Yes.
Zak: Well, the final boss, Giegue (Who looks strangely like Mewtwo) was defeated by Ninten, Loid, Ana, and possibly Teddy's song. It's a long story, and do you think i'd go into the details?
Executrain: But...But...YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME THAT EASILY!!! I SHALL BE BACK!!!! *Runs away*
Text: With Giga-Bowser defeated, the fabric of time has returned to normal, but it is a while before everyone must return home. Executrain must be stopped, and they must find the true Golden Pineapple before Executrain does, and they had better not reunite Executrain with Zadok and Magruder. Can you say "Magus Brothers"?
Kayla: So where do we start looking for this golden Pineapple?
Donez: Eh, I don't know. I guess now we don't have to worry about those pesky warps anymore.
MK: Ja, but where do we start?
Katie: I guess...I've no clue.
Zak: Neither do I.
*Everyone does the Anime fall-down thing, and meanwhile, a cloaked figure appears at a door*
Cloaked Figure: General! General! I have found most stunning news!
*Magruder comes out, half asleep*
Magruder: Can't this wait until at least 8 AM?
Cloaked Figure: Well, this is due back at the library tomorrow.
Magruder: Just what is it?
Cloaked Figure: This file contains all that we need to know about....*Whisper whisper whisper*
Who is this cloaked Figure? What is in that file that is so important? Where did Executrain go? How will our big group of heroes find the Golden Pineapple? Will Golden Sun 2 EVER be released? Why am I asking YOU all these questions?
Bill takes 1138 damage
Bill: Hey! That hurt!!
*Suddenley, the music changes to O Fortuna*
Zak: Eh?
Giga Bowser: What the (bleep)?
Kayla: I think this sounds better. I like the singing in latin.
*Zak sings along with the O Fortuna music*
Giga Bowser: Stop Singing.
*Zak keeps singing*
Giga Bowser: STOP Singing!
Everyone but Zak and Giga Bowser:
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: STOP! Stop the song!
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: STOP THAT!! STOP THAT SONG!
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: You puny little earth bugs. Shut up, and STOP SINGING!
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: the SONG...
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga Bowser: STOP IT!!!
*Zak sings again*
Giga Bowser: !!!!!
*Zak keeps on singing O Fortuna*
Giga bowser: Stop..please, stop!
*Zak keeps on singing*
Giga bowser: !!!!!!!
*Zak sings some more*
Giga Bowser: ........... How could I be defeated by a song like that? I will... Sometime... Zak! We SHALL meet again! *falls down and goes back to normal*
Executrain: WHAT??!! WHAT??!! HOW COULD MY CREATION DIE FROM JUST A SONG??!!
Zak:
I noticed that you put Giegue DNA in Giga Bowser when you shot him.Fred: But how COULD someone like Giegue be defeated by a song?
Zak: I seem to be the only one who has played Earthbound Zero, ya?
Everyone but Zak: Yes.
Zak: Well, the final boss, Giegue (Who looks strangely like Mewtwo) was defeated by Ninten, Loid, Ana, and possibly Teddy's song. It's a long story, and do you think i'd go into the details?
Executrain: But...But...YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME THAT EASILY!!! I SHALL BE BACK!!!! *Runs away*
Text: With Giga-Bowser defeated, the fabric of time has returned to normal, but it is a while before everyone must return home. Executrain must be stopped, and they must find the true Golden Pineapple before Executrain does, and they had better not reunite Executrain with Zadok and Magruder. Can you say "Magus Brothers"?
Kayla: So where do we start looking for this golden Pineapple?
Donez: Eh, I don't know. I guess now we don't have to worry about those pesky warps anymore.
MK: Ja, but where do we start?
Katie: I guess...I've no clue.
Zak: Neither do I.
*Everyone does the Anime fall-down thing, and meanwhile, a cloaked figure appears at a door*
Cloaked Figure: General! General! I have found most stunning news!
*Magruder comes out, half asleep*
Magruder: Can't this wait until at least 8 AM?
Cloaked Figure: Well, this is due back at the library tomorrow.
Magruder: Just what is it?
Cloaked Figure: This file contains all that we need to know about....*Whisper whisper whisper*
Who is this cloaked Figure? What is in that file that is so important? Where did Executrain go? How will our big group of heroes find the Golden Pineapple? Will Golden Sun 2 EVER be released? Why am I asking YOU all these questions?
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At Colonel Kibble's location, Kibble was walking down a 2-D path. Luckily the face was up. Anyway...
Kibble: *finds a cannon* Hey, a cannon. Signs of one around here surely mean danger is around! *jumps in cannon*
Kibble throws a lit match behind the cannon, setting the path on fire.
Kibble: Crap, missed the rope. *looks out and then sets off the rope*
Kibble is launched into the sky at 100 MPH.
(By the way, Kibble's on his own little adventure, please do not post about him as he will meet up with the group at one point or another and change around the storyline.)
At Colonel Kibble's location, Kibble was walking down a 2-D path. Luckily the face was up. Anyway...
Kibble: *finds a cannon* Hey, a cannon. Signs of one around here surely mean danger is around! *jumps in cannon*
Kibble throws a lit match behind the cannon, setting the path on fire.
Kibble: Crap, missed the rope. *looks out and then sets off the rope*
Kibble is launched into the sky at 100 MPH.
(By the way, Kibble's on his own little adventure, please do not post about him as he will meet up with the group at one point or another and change around the storyline.)
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Cloaked Figure: Magruder, this has all the information we need to stop the unknown evil that's slowly eating up the world.
Magruder: Yes, by morning, I'll be sure to have Chun-Li and Baby Bonnie Hood after Dark Fairy.
Cloaked Figure: I thought Chun-Li quit.
Magruder: No, that was the other millitary. She joined my army because you've got to know how to work her.
*Flashback*
Magruder: Chun-Li, I seriously need some more people for my small army. Right now, I've only got Andy, Olaf, and Eagle, and they don't have much troops.
Chun-Li: For the right price I'll consider-
*Magruder whispers "I'll tell Felecia, Sakura, Tessa, and Hisen-Ko that you buy your pantyhose from a stand in Chinatown" into Chun-Li's ear*
Chun-Li: GAAGH! I'll join for free!
*End flashback*
Cloaked Figure: Okay, but what about Saturos and Menardi? Or CATS? Or Michael Jackson? Or Agatio and Karst? Or Gospel? Or Lord Doskias? Or the Plutonium Boss? Or Tingle? Or Ganon? Or Giygas? Or Gie-
Magruder: That's quite enough Binh.
Binh: Don't call me Binh! Redox can-
*Redox appears*
Redox: All right Binh, we have a score to settle.
Binh: I'm in a meeting with the General right now! Go guard some extra guy or something!
Redox: Okay, but I will be back evil brother! *Dissapears*
Binh: (Mumble mumble) Stupid brother of mine.
Magruder: What?
Binh: Eh, nothing. Okay, so about the other ones.
Magruder: They have enemies too, I'm sure that someone will kill them.
Meanwhile...
Zak: So where are we gonna start looking for Executrain?
A. Tingle's house
B. Venus Lighthouse
C. Mars Lighthouse
D. Underground
E. The Gospel Network
Magruder: Yes, by morning, I'll be sure to have Chun-Li and Baby Bonnie Hood after Dark Fairy.
Cloaked Figure: I thought Chun-Li quit.
Magruder: No, that was the other millitary. She joined my army because you've got to know how to work her.
*Flashback*
Magruder: Chun-Li, I seriously need some more people for my small army. Right now, I've only got Andy, Olaf, and Eagle, and they don't have much troops.
Chun-Li: For the right price I'll consider-
*Magruder whispers "I'll tell Felecia, Sakura, Tessa, and Hisen-Ko that you buy your pantyhose from a stand in Chinatown" into Chun-Li's ear*
Chun-Li: GAAGH! I'll join for free!
*End flashback*
Cloaked Figure: Okay, but what about Saturos and Menardi? Or CATS? Or Michael Jackson? Or Agatio and Karst? Or Gospel? Or Lord Doskias? Or the Plutonium Boss? Or Tingle? Or Ganon? Or Giygas? Or Gie-
Magruder: That's quite enough Binh.
Binh: Don't call me Binh! Redox can-
*Redox appears*
Redox: All right Binh, we have a score to settle.
Binh: I'm in a meeting with the General right now! Go guard some extra guy or something!
Redox: Okay, but I will be back evil brother! *Dissapears*
Binh: (Mumble mumble) Stupid brother of mine.
Magruder: What?
Binh: Eh, nothing. Okay, so about the other ones.
Magruder: They have enemies too, I'm sure that someone will kill them.
Meanwhile...
Zak: So where are we gonna start looking for Executrain?
A. Tingle's house
B. Venus Lighthouse
C. Mars Lighthouse
D. Underground
E. The Gospel Network
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BSD:That running gag is really overrated!
Everyone stops,then Master Hand and Crazy hand appeared.
CH:Afvfdvfgbdcscsfhgdfgshfdbghbfgssqsxwegvtkjimoikjf!
MH:What my brother said is that we are mercenaries hired by Prof. Executrain to stop you from finding his secret base.
BSD:I'll fight both of you without any help!
CH:ASDSFFFFFGSDVdsbfdbfdbd!
MH:You either have to be really courageous or very supid.
The scene then changes to..............
A:Final Destination
B:Subcon
C:Magma Mountain
BSD:That running gag is really overrated!
Everyone stops,then Master Hand and Crazy hand appeared.
CH:Afvfdvfgbdcscsfhgdfgshfdbghbfgssqsxwegvtkjimoikjf!
MH:What my brother said is that we are mercenaries hired by Prof. Executrain to stop you from finding his secret base.
BSD:I'll fight both of you without any help!
CH:ASDSFFFFFGSDVdsbfdbfdbd!
MH:You either have to be really courageous or very supid.
The scene then changes to..............
A:Final Destination
B:Subcon
C:Magma Mountain
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A.Final Destination
A mysterious guy is there.He jumps up to master hand and slashes him with a sword.After the battle.
Mysterious guy:Can I join you're party?
Zak:sure,what's you're name?
Mysterious guy:My name's Lord Zack.
A.Zack comments on his name
B.They go some wheres
C.Majin Buu shows up.
A mysterious guy is there.He jumps up to master hand and slashes him with a sword.After the battle.
Mysterious guy:Can I join you're party?
Zak:sure,what's you're name?
Mysterious guy:My name's Lord Zack.
A.Zack comments on his name
B.They go some wheres
C.Majin Buu shows up.
"Ahh! After 10,000 years, I'm free! It's time to conquer VGF!"
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BSD:Now how do we stop Executrain from taking over the universe?
Donez:Bribery!
Zak:Use an anti-Executrain machine!
GORE:Steal the Cheese Ray from Lupus and eat Executrain!
Fred
eathly Deathray of Deathly Deathness!
Bill:Use the Extra Attack.
Fusion:Run him over with a train.
Zack:Slce and dice him!
Kayla:Whack him with a baseball bat!
3 days later......
Donez:Bribery!
BSD:We've been trying to find a way to defeat Executrain for 3 days and none of them are good enough!
Everyone except BSD:What's your idea!?
BSD:We should.............
A:Gang up on Executrain,and kill him!
B:Beat him up until he dies!
C:Feed him to a Chain Chomp!
D:Eat him!
E:Throw him in a warp!
BSD:Now how do we stop Executrain from taking over the universe?
Donez:Bribery!
Zak:Use an anti-Executrain machine!
GORE:Steal the Cheese Ray from Lupus and eat Executrain!
Fred
eathly Deathray of Deathly Deathness!Bill:Use the Extra Attack.
Fusion:Run him over with a train.
Zack:Slce and dice him!
Kayla:Whack him with a baseball bat!
3 days later......
Donez:Bribery!
BSD:We've been trying to find a way to defeat Executrain for 3 days and none of them are good enough!
Everyone except BSD:What's your idea!?
BSD:We should.............
A:Gang up on Executrain,and kill him!
B:Beat him up until he dies!
C:Feed him to a Chain Chomp!
D:Eat him!
E:Throw him in a warp!