Got Bell woes? Don't worry. With these five easy steps that are just appropriately named, "The Three Easy Steps," you, too, can be rolling in bells until they all impale you on a spike!
Step one: Burn your house down. If you don't live in a house, burn your whole apartment building. Or, if you live in a trailer, drive it off a cliff. The point is to destroy the house.
Step two: Make a sandwich and eat it. You're tired from all that driving trailers off cliffs and burning brick buildings that you did in the last step. Don't skimp on the cheese!
Step three: Chuck your Gamecube out the window, Animal Crossing, controller, and all. Then go out and buy a new one. It's a good stress reliever.
Step four: Start a new town. Who gives one if you don't want to? Just start one. Now.
Step five: Turn off your Animal Crossing game and go play some hardcore ninja game on your NES, like Ninja Gaiden.
Just look at all these success stories!
"When I was thrown in jail for burning things, I sued my psychiatrist for 28 million bells for gross negligence, and I owe it all to the Three Easy Steps! And from what they've told me, I owe them a little more than that!"
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Pate.
"I once had a house, then I got rid of it, then I moved, then I became a ninja! Ninjas rule! Look out, I'm gonna flip out now!"
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Buck.
These people could do it, why can't you? Don't delay, give it a shot right now! All for the low, low price of one soul! See you in hell!
[ May 06, 2003, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: Crazy Redd ]