Station Square Bar and Grille 2.1

[The Luigi Man]

LM: Sonic, the Mario Bros. Link and the rest will be here soon to put an end to you Eggman.

Eggman: I've got back-up coming too. Then when they arrive the fate of these girls and the video game world will be decided!

LM kicks Eggman then slices a swatbot in half. While L007 flies around the room avoiding the Swatbots guns, but when flies towards Batgirl.

Batgirl: MMMMMPPPPPHHHH!

LM blocks the blast.

LM: L007 we've got to make sure we get all the hostages out alive! If even one dies, the mission is a failure and the world will never be the same for instance Batman can't go on without Batgirl on the show. If Zelda dies then they can't make any more Zelda games.

L007: Seriously?

LM: Seriously.

L007: Crap. All right.

LM looks at Batgirl.

LM: Sorry about that.

Batgirl: *voice is muffled by gag* MMMPPPPHHH.

LM rejoins the battle.

[Tablecloth Girl]

*thinking* I hate the batman show... SAVE ME FIRST, LOSERS!

[The Luigi Man]

LM: *ignores TCG* We'll save TCG last.

L007: Good idea.

[The Luigi Man]

LM: I wonder what BSD is doing?

BSD is being chased by the little kids.

BSD: I should've gone with them.

SJR: Yeah you should've meanwhile I've got customers to attend to.

L007: You know something jsut hit me.

LM: Yeah?

L007: How come all the hostages are girls?

LM: Because in the video game world, the girl ALWAYS gets captured. Espiecally Princess Peach and Zelda.

Peach: MMMMMPPPPPHHHH!

Zeldas: MMMMMPPPPPHHHH!

Meanwhile points her head to something.

Samantha: MMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHH!

TCG notices it too.

TCG: MMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHHH!

LM: What? *sees it* Oh a rocket launcher.

*grabs it.*

LM: I'm gonna have fun with this.

[LOOT]

L007: Ah, I don't need guns! I got these! **Holds out a few Power Rings**

LM: What are those for?

L007: **Throws the rings mext to the bots** This! **Flies through each ring. causing an explosion that destroys several bots at each ring** Heh, and to think NiGHTS wears this type of hat! **Pats his hat**

[The Luigi Man]

Ciel from the Mega Man Zero series trys to speck.

Ciel: MMMMMPPPPPHHHHH!

LM: What? *takes gag off*

Ciel: Ganon is coming. Fire your rocket launcher at the roof.

LM: Thanks *puts gag back on*

Ciel: MMMMMPPPPHHHH!

LM: Fires a rocket launcher at ceiling, but Ganon blasts it.

Ganon: Hahahaha!

LM: Oh crap, L007 do you happen to have the Master Swords or any Light Arrows by any chance?

[ June 12, 2004, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

[LOOT]

L007: Let me check. **Flies right through the ceiling**

BSD: WHAT THE?!

L007: I need 20 Light Arrows, a bow, and a Master Sword.

BSD: **Gets them** 500 rings.

L007: ARGH! That's all I have! I better get my pay soon. **Gives the rings**
Say, where is everybody? **Flies back down** Here they are.

[The Luigi Man]

L007 gives Master Sword to LM, who strikes Ganon, while L007 fires the light arrows minicking the final boss in the Wind Waker, the girls, Eggman and the Swatbots do nothing but watch.

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

Back at the SSB&G..........

BSD:Screw this,i'm gonna help them. But,first I don't want to get my Bartender outfit dirty. *Jumps into the D.S.B.,then comes out wearing his regular clothes*This'll do.*uses claws as drills to go underground and ends up on top of Ganon's head then jumps off of him,and watches the fight*

[LOOT]

L007: **Looks at the lazy BSD** Grr... **Grabs him and throws him at a 1000 SWATBots** Direct hit!

LM: Hey, it's about the end of the day.

L007: You're right! I had fun being a NiGHTS Chao (Although being a girl for a second was strange), but now... **Jumps into his Dimensional Ring and pops out a Knuckles Chao** Tomorrow I'll go back to being a NiGHTS Chao.

LM: Say, why don't you change in the morning?

L007: Umm... **Punches a few more SWATBots**

[tuatara]

*Espio's Gamma suit goes out of control*

Espio: Huh!? Whats going on!? *Espio escapes from his suit*

Dark Espio: Aha! Told you I was back!

Espio: Oh great. You again.

Espio: Look, what are you doing here?

Dark Espio: Uh......Nah, forget it. Just pertend this never happened. *L007's sword flies and cracks his skull, leaving the sword stuck on his head*

Espio: Eww. Gross.

L007: Hah! Now you will nev..Huh!?

Dark Espio: *Takes L007's sword out of his skull, making his skull and scales fast grow to normal* Ugh..In the Dark World, dark sides of people could only die by their oppisite side!

Espio: So I could only make you die.

Dark Espio: Yes, but I'm bored now. I'm going back to the Dark World. *Goes through the portal back to the Dark World*

L007: I have a feeling he might come back.

[tuatara]

Er, sorry for double posting but I just have the urg to make another post.

Espio: Since how can you turn back into those Chao L007?

L007: I have a demensional ring.

Espio: Really? Let me try it out! *Snags L007's Demension Ring as if he was stealing candy from a baby* Hmm. I wonder what this does. *Pushes the button and the ring makes a portal, but its in a different color*

L007: Wait! That can make- *Espio already goes into the portal before he can finish his message*

Espio: *Gets out of the portal, looking like a Espio Chao* Ooh? Ah! GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Translation: Huh? I can't talk! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

BSD:*Runs towards L007,grabs him,and throws him into 2,000 Swatbots*What? Haven't you heard of the idiom "A eye for an eye"? *Pulls out sword and prepares to fight the huge amount of Swatbots*It's Saturday night,I'm bored,and all there is to do is destroy a crapload of robots!

[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:*enters*Hey is it safe in here?I need somewhere to stay until they call off the alert...*silence*...Hey where is everyone?!

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

Espio:Well,BSD's beating up a crapload of Swatbots,LM and L007 are fighting Ganon,TCG and Samantha were kidnapped by Eggman,and I don't know where the heck everyone else is.

Under the SSB&G,BSD is destroying Swatbots with ease.

BSD:Ha,this is like shooting Fish in a barrel!

[LOOT]

L007: Argh, this will take too long! **Jumps into his Dimensional Ring and pops out normal, then takes his trusted swords, Excalibur and his Gunblade** Let's finish this. **Starts slashing and shooting, destroying 5,000 SWATBots** *Pant*... *Pant*... Need... energy... **Collapses onto the ground**

[The Luigi Man]

LM: Say that reminds me where is SJR.

BSD: He's not among these hostages.

LM: That's because all the hostages are girls.

BSD: Well I have no idea where he went.

Hermione: MMMMMPPPPPHHHHHH!

BSD: Hey LM, I think that Harry Potter girl wants you.

LM: Oh, boy.

LM takes the gag off Hermione.

LM: What? Make it quick.

Hermione: If you're interested I have a spell...

LM: *puts gag back on Hermione* Sorry, but I've read all about your spells and none of them are powerful enough to deal with all this.

Hermione: MMMMMPPPPHHHH!

LM heals L007.

[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:*walking forward*Fighting?Cool!I should help.Where are th-AAAAHHH!!!!*falls down a hole*...*falling down hole*I shoulda seen that hole a mile away.I wonder what's at the end of th-*falls out at the end of the hole and lands on a Swatbot*Just one Swatbot?Hah!*stares at the Swatbot causing it to explode*That wa-

BSD:HEY!ARE YOU GOING TO HELP OR JUST STAND THERE?!*continues destroying Swatbots*

SF:*turns around and sees 6,000 Swatbots*...*casts a quick glance at the Swatbots causing them to explode*That was easy...

[LOOT]

L007: **Gets up** Oh, my head... **Looks that he fell onto a stalagtite** No wonder... **Takes a chunk of rock out of his back, then takes some asprin** Hum... **Looks at a Final Fantasy spell list** Hmm... GRAVIGA!!! **A gravity pool appears, destroying 4,000 SWATBots**

Eggman: NO! My machines! Good thing I got them off of EBay really cheap.

LM: EGGMAN! Release the hostages!

Eggman: Over my dead body!

L007: Hey, now there's an idea! **Runs towards Eggman with both swords ready**

Eggman: Oh, no you don't! Not this time! I planed a backup weapon!

BSD: Yeah, right. You're bluffing.

Eggman: On the contrairy, I have this! **Holds out a remote**

L007: What, you're going to change the channel to PBS?

Eggman: No, but that's a good idea! (Note to self, next time Hedgehog trys to ruin plans, get huge monitors and have them put on PBS). Now watch in fear!
**Machine appears, starts shooting lasers right next to all the women trapped**

L007: Aw, crap.

Eggman: SURRENDER, OR THEY WILL DISSAPPEAR! I don't care about the money! If they die, I won't care! What about you?

Lenna (From Final Fantasy V): MMPHMPH!

LM: **Takes off Lenna's gag** What is it?

Lenna: Maria! She's the only one not here!

L007: Maria Robotnik... but isn't she dead? ...

[The Luigi Man]

L007: *Puts Lenna's gag back on.* Now what do we do?

LM: We contact Sonic and tell him to tell Shadow about Maria.

Upon hearing Sonic's name. Amy goes crazy.

Amy: MMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHH!

LM: Maybe we shouldn't talk about this in front of Amy.

??: I've captured Maria.

A bound and gagged Maria is being carried by Shadow the Hedgehog.

Everyone except Eggman: O.O

Eggman: Good work Shadow, now that my do-goody save the world cousin is here, we can intiate the plan with all these hostages. I forgot what I needed all these hostages alive for.

L007: What's that?

Eggman: 30 billion dollars!

LM: You already said that and you said you didn't care

Eggman: Oh yeah, but I forgot I was gonna use that money to destroy that acursed hedgehog once and for all so I need every bit of it. But anyway I have no need for the men. I'll kill you fools for interfering! *shields come up and protect the girls as the laser begins to target the boys.*

Eggman: Kill them!

[ June 13, 2004, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]