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RPG's are weird.

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Post by Sim Kid » Sun May 26, 2002 3:27 pm

The townspeople say the absolute same thing over and over again.
Joke:
Villager: Where is Alan? I haven't seen him for awhile.
Ryu: He was in Cerl's castle when Goda made it dissapear.
Villager: Where is Alan? I haven't seen him for awhile.
Also, you can rudley Barge into people's house and no one cares.
Joke:
Mayl: La de da de da! I think I'll read a book!
Lan: Hello.
Mayl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! Don't you ring the doorbell?
Lan: You don't have one. You just leave the front door unlocked.
Also in Modern Style RPG's, (Example: Earthbound, Megaman Battle network, Pokemon) You either can't see the bathroom or they keep it locked.
Joke:
Ness: C'mon! Tracy, You've been in that bathroom since the game started!
Tracy: I'm out here.
Ness: Then who's in there?
Tracy: No one. The door's locked.
Ness: So where am I supposed to go?
Tracy: rocks and bushes make good bathrooms.
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Post by Sim Kid » Sun May 26, 2002 3:32 pm

Jokes:

Prince of Cannock: Ah! I have been looking for descendents of Loto for awhile! Will thou Join me?
Prince of Loraisa: No.
But thou must!
No.
But thou must!
No.
But thou must!
No.
But thou must!
No.
That's it! FIREBALL/HURT!
Ow.
And in DW2, you can equip this cape to even the princess and you all make it across the tower.
Joke:

Prince of Lorasia: WHOOOO! I'M FLYING! NO, I'M FALLING WITH STYLE!
*Prince of Loraisia makes it.
POL: Whoo. I made it.
POC: Well that's just great...
POC and POM: NOW HOW ABOUT THE REST OF US???
Another DW2 joke:

At the Baptism place....
Old man: Thou art has been baptized.
POL: do it again! do it again! Do it again!
Old Man: Thou art has been baptized.
POL: do it again! do it again! do it again!
10 hours later....
Old man: Thou art has been baptized 1138 times. Let someone else have a turn! You're holding up the line.
Black mage: Hey! What's taking so long?
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Post by Mr. Chicken » Sun May 26, 2002 7:44 pm

Hahahaha! Where'd you get those jokes?
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Post by Sim Kid » Mon May 27, 2002 11:24 am

I made all of them except the "But thou must" joke. I got that From Dragon-warrior.com. Same with this:

Hero: Ha ha! You can only fight me one at a time!
Slime: Darn. He knows the rules.
Slime2: All I was saying is: COMBINE!!!
Hero: Ha ha! Serves you right! There are no King slimes in Dragon Warrior 1! Begone!
5 minutes later...
Hero: Ouch.
Also I agreed that it was pretty funny in Legend of Mana. When Bud and Lisa try to take over the world.....WITH PUMPKINS!!!!
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Post by Mr. Chicken » Mon May 27, 2002 1:19 pm

Yeah. Lemme try.
Villager:Help!Help! Magus is destroying our town!
Chrono:...
Villager :P lease sir! Help us! Help us!
Chrono:....
Villager:Hello?
Chrono:....
Kid:I think he's dead...
Villager :P lease help us!
Chrono:.....
Villager:GODDAMNIT SHOW SOME SIGN THAT YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sim Kid » Mon May 27, 2002 2:05 pm

Lol!

Bud: My Name's Bud!
Lisa: And I'm Lisa!
Bud: And we're taking over the world with Pumpkins!
Lisa: I'd prefer we used something different.
Bud: Now Arise Pumpkins! Hey look! The Great pumpkin!
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Post by Mr. Chicken » Tue May 28, 2002 3:24 pm

Where do they put all there stuff? Here's a joke I heard at rpgcomic.com

Hero: I found a potion! Now time to store it.

Hero then sticks the potion into his pants.

Ribbon:Hey Bud! Hey Lisa! What have you done today?
Lisa:Oh, nothing. We just walked around all day.
Ribbon:Um, okay. I'm gonna go talk to Lil' Cactus.

Ribbon walks upstairs.

Ribbon:Hello, Lil' Cactus.
Lil' Cactus:.......
Ribbon:Hello?
Lil' Cactus:Lots of toys?
Ribbon:Um, okayyy...
Lil' Cactus:.....
Ribbon:I think I'll take a walk in the garden.

Ribbon walks into the garden place.

Ribbon:Eeek! Evil weeds!I'm gonna shoot them with my bow and arrow! Wait:how come it doesn't shoot....and how come they're not moving.....and how come nothing is happening....and why is bud behind me...
Bud:.....

[ May 28, 2002, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Magi Warrior ]
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Post by Mr. Chicken » Tue May 28, 2002 7:13 pm

It was because I put the jokes in code instead of a quote. I just edited them.

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Post by Sim Kid » Wed May 29, 2002 4:37 pm

Of course RPG's are weird:

In Sequals (Megaman Battle network two and Evolution 2 for instance)The characters are really strong at the end and in the beginning of the sequals, they are weaklings again.

Joke:

In DW2, the Party enters a weird building.
POL: Hello? What is this?
Mr. Wily: Hello! My name's Mr. Wily! Would you like to buy a boat?
POC: Um, this is Cannock Castle, you can't buy a boat here!
Mr. Wily: What is your name?
POM: Why do you need to know our names? Aren't you in the wrong town?
Mr. Wily: You mean this isn't Megaman legends?

Chrono:.....
Lucca: Hello Chrono!
Chrono:.....
Marle: Um, he hasn't said anytyhing since I met him.
Lucca: I think he has Laryngitus.
Chrono:....
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Post by Sim Kid » Wed May 29, 2002 4:41 pm

Anoyther DW2 joke:

POL: Oh my gosh! I can't believe our luck!
POM: All right!
POC: 9 Metalies! I really really can't believe out luck!
Metaley: Let's leave.
Metaley2: No! Let's Combine!
The Metalies Conbine into a huge king metaly.
POL:!!!
POC:!!!
POM:!!!
The person playing the game, (Me) appears.
Me: Hey! You can't do that! King Metalies don't even exist! not even in Dragon warrior monsters!
A few minutes later.....
Everyone (Including me) Is on the ground dead and stunned.
Me: Ouch.
Legend of Mana quote:
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Post by Sim Kid » Mon Jun 03, 2002 1:03 pm

Ness: mom, if I am the one to save the world, how come you only have me attack with a cracked bat?
Mom: Shut up Ness! You're not supposed to talk! only when a dialog box with yes or no appears!
Ness: But can't I get a more powerful-
Mom: Quiet!
Ness: Bat!
mom: QUIET!!!
Ness: Well you know that me and my friends are going to save the world, so why does Paula only have a Frying pan?
Mom:......You're grounded Ness.

Pokey's mom: AYEEEEE! I think it's a dung beetle! I'll squish your guts out!
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Post by Sim Kid » Wed Jun 05, 2002 11:32 pm


POL: Hum de dori hum de dori hum de dori dum-
Monsters appear! Command?
POL: Hey! Where did they come from? They're Invisible, wait, it they were invisible, then why am I seeing them now?
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Post by Sim Kid » Wed Jun 12, 2002 12:19 pm

A Dragon Warrior joke:

A Drakee Draws near! Command?
Fight Item
Spell Run
Enix: Wow! Spell? I never knew I knew any!
Thou does not know any spells.
Command?
fight Item
Spell Run
Enix: oooookay. I'll stare at the No spell screen!
Drakee: ATTACK ALREADY YOU DOPUS!!!!!

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Howdy yall! My Name's Flint! And I'm about to wack you with a board (or is it a cracked bat) because you're Vandalizing my property!
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Post by imported_Parrakarry » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:28 pm

Magus: I hate my job.
Kid: PLAY WITH ME!
Magus: No.
Kid: YES!
Magus: Screw you! Dark Matter!
Kid: HAHA! I am Yakra MMXII!!!
Magus: Crap you. DARK ETERNAL!!!
Kid: No, crap YOU!
Chrono: .., .... ... ....(a.k.a. no, crap you both)!!!
Chrono cast Luminaire!
Kid cast, 'DADDY!!!'
Lucca: Huh?
Attack
Tech
Item
Marle: I'll attack tech item!
CHOOSE ONE.
Magus: Dark Matter!
Lucca: Flare!
Marle: Frog Squash!
All: ???
Buy Sell
Ayla: Ayla want Buy Sell! What sell?
LoL.

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