Square to do a "Final Fantasy Surprise."

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Square to do a "Final Fantasy Surprise."

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:43 am

It'll be done later this year in honor of 20 years of FF.

And frankly, after several calculations, it will have a 84.7% chance of sucking, and a 95.5% chance of dissapointing. -CSM

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Post by Bomby » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:46 am

Surprise! We're ending the series!

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:41 am

With the direction the series is headed in, that would be comforting. -CSM

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Post by Wyborn » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:04 am

Surprise! We're doing remakes of all six of the first games to be released on the DS/Wii!
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Post by Perrin Aybara » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:23 am

[QUOTE=Crazyswordsman]And frankly, after several calculations, it will have a 84.7% chance of sucking, and a 95.5% chance of dissapointing. -CSM[/QUOTE]

Haha, I was thinking the same thing. Any surprise by Square can't be good.-jay

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:59 pm

So far, they have *groan* another remake of FFI and II, this time for the *groan* PSP. When will Square realize that the NES version is the only one worth playing?

They can do better. -CSM

edit: People say that this isn't the surprise. But I'm not surprised that Square will try to get Sony to come back from the hole they dug. They don't seem to have it in them to get their asses back to Nintendo.

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Post by Ace Mercury » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:56 pm

Honestly, has anything been surprising from Squeenix lately?

Revolution -> Wii => surprising
Final Fantasy XII -> Final Fantasy XIII => not surprising

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:16 pm

Yeah, but FFXIII looks completely not worth it. The game will probably be designed to give seizures. -CSM

And here are: Worst ten ideas for the surprise

10. A crossover game without characters from FFI-VI and IX
9. Edward's own game
8. Another Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicle
7. They actually decide to make something KH related and claim that's Final Fantasy
6. Final Fantasy Football. Now with 10% more Sabin!
5. An FFVIII sequel or prequel
4. Another FFVII game
3. FIVE more FFVII games
2. FFX-3 starring Rikku who becomes a slutty singer
1. FFVII PS3 remake

-CSM

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Post by Wicked Witch of the Crest » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:16 pm

There's already another Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicle game. Plus, people like the game for the originality and multiplayer.

There's already a FFVII remake.

FF8 did not suck, just its storyline and characters. The rest was original and fun. Not overall as good at FFVII, but that's beside the point.
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Post by Ace Mercury » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:52 pm

Pretty much every Squeenix game is "good"; that is, if you play it, you will have fun. It's just that only a select few are epic quality, or are admired by people who want to relive a lost time.

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:29 pm

^^Where's the FFVII remake? -CSM

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Post by Ace Mercury » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:44 pm

ff7 remake - Google Search

It was just a "tech demo". But people think that Squeenix would make the whole damn thing anyways.

Unless, of course, he was talking about Advent Children, Last Order, Dirge of the Cerebus, or Core Crisis.

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:48 pm

^It's only a tech demo. I know about that. -CSM

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Post by Jesus » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:03 pm

what about making the Next Fantasy....final?

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:11 pm

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within II
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:15 pm

Good GOD no! -CSM

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Post by X-3 » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:55 am

Final Fanatsy VII: Cait Sith's story

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:28 am

Are you guys all trying to piss me off or something? Or do you actually hope this crap gets made? -CSM

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Post by Wicked Witch of the Crest » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:14 pm

I'm referring to the fact that they're working on a full FF7 remake for the PS3...just for better graphics. Lamest reason ever.
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Post by Crazyswordsman » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:09 pm

That was a TECH DEMO. I need a REAL link. -CSM

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