You know you've been playing RPG's too much when...

[Valentine]

Whenever you go to run away from something, you run on the spot for a few seconds before moving off.

[Ace Mercury]

You buy new clothes, but you look exactly the same when you put them on.

[Wicked Witch of the Crest]

You think that just because you like water you can heal yourself.

[Golden Ganon]

You wonder why there is no damn background music.

[Ace Mercury]

Only important people have dialogue; the rest just have text next to their head.

[Valentine]

You wonder why everyday people have more than one emotion.

[Ace Mercury]

Your latest boss fight got you fired. And brought under assault charges.

[Golden Ganon]

You wonder why the damn overworld will not come up when you leave an area or town.