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Post by PK FIRE! » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:46 pm

You wonder why the "mage" you recruited is only able to use parlor tricks instead of "real" spells.

You are confused by the lack of save points around.

You do not understand why the "monsters" you've killed don't drop money or give exp.

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:53 pm

You look for a way to completely start your life over, yet keep all that you've earned with a New Game+.

When you hear someone say that they changed classes, you ask why they picked obviously picked Freelancer.

You carry lighters/flammable household spray and bags of ice as Fire and Ice magick.

You list four instead of a maximum of three out of sheer disobedience, since you are, afterall, the Warrior of Light.

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Post by Sim Kid » Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:38 pm

when someone asks you to run an errand, you look up other people asking you to run errands and then decide to manage them. Sometimes taking numerous hours to just go get something for them from the dollar store.

If someone asks you to meet up with them to tackle something as well, you wonder why they get mad when you leave them waiting to go accomplish other errands.

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Post by Metal Man » Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:50 pm

You attempt to pause the world, but fail, and become very annoyed at the lack of breaks.
Super Smash Quest: Fighting evil since 2002.

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Post by Sim Kid » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:01 am

You ALWAYS hold your weapon in front of oyu

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:39 am

You become evil, thinking you'll just be good next time.

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Post by PK FIRE! » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:34 pm

You wonder if the soundtrack isn't working because you never hear background music.

You wonder why you can't buy any ethers or tonics yet there is a far wider selection of alcahalic drinks then just simplay beer and wine.

It confuses you that you can't find any acsessories that do anything other then look good.

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:15 pm

You slay an evil person and end up in jail.

Discouraged, but hopeful, you decide to wait three days for Lucca to save you.

You live out the rest of your days thinking reality glitched out, that must be why she isn't coming.

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Post by I am nobody » Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:45 pm

You wonder why everyone dies when you hit them with your sword. Even villagers should be able to take at least three hits!

And furthermore, you wonder why they just kind of lay in multiple pieces instead of vanishing in a puff of smoke.

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Post by PK FIRE! » Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:12 pm

You are confused as to why there are no plot coupons to gather.

Also you wonder why most of the legends you heard about from "NPCs" turn out to be fake.

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:13 pm

You wonder why used items don't disappear.

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Post by Sim Kid » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:52 pm

You notice that when you shoot a projectile weapon like an arrow, it doesn't magically reappear in your bow or quiver.

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Post by I am nobody » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:15 pm

You wonder why no one opts to build secret mazes in their graves.

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Post by PK FIRE! » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:47 pm

You're surprized that gameplay and cutscene look so very similar graphix wise.

You wonder when you'll run into the guy that lets you change your name.

The lack of lighter-then-air airships confuses you.

You've got know clue as to where the four crystals are and this terrifies you.

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:04 pm

You want to change games but can't find out how. This whole "Action RPG" thing is fine, but you're thinking something along the lines of a Tactical RPG.

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Post by I am nobody » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:09 pm

You wonder why your pet doesn't have amazing powers.

You wonder why you seem to become very slightly better every time you do something, instead of drastically better after performing said task many times.

You wonder why even unimportant people get their own "sprites".

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Post by PK FIRE! » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:36 am

You wonder when you'll get to be in a crossover fighting game of one sort or another.

The lack of camara controll annoyes you.

You've yet to encounter a boss battle of any kind.

You're not sure when the game began and the tutorial ended.

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Post by Sim Kid » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:41 am

You keep trying to do stuff like this YouTube - ToV: Judith Combo Video and wonder why you can't knock people high in the air.

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Post by I am nobody » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:52 am

You find it odd that people who are credited with saving the world, or even just their town/country, are generally over 35 and rarely ever a teen.

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#40

Post by Sim Kid » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:56 pm

^

And you wonder if maybe there was another hero to a religious war who fought demons.

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