Squaresoft three word story

[Valigarmander]

seven short, sweaty

[Crazyswordsman]

pissed off Rabites -CSM

[Lilac DownDeep]

killed Celes and

[Valigarmander]

ate her brains

[Crazyswordsman]

with the Tempest -CSM

[Lilac DownDeep]

. Locke's legion of

[Valigarmander]

spoony bards attacked

[SephirothKirby]

the homosexual dancers

(Wait, aren't all dancers in FF homosexual?)

[Valigarmander]

with their sharp

(Not the female ones you find in every town.)

[SephirothKirby]

Ribbons made of

[Valigarmander]

blood, tears, and

[SephirothKirby]

feces. This made

[Crazyswordsman]

Fighter and Thief
-CSM

[SephirothKirby]

Buy a sandwich

[Valigarmander]

, or "sammich," from

[SephirothKirby]

Mr. Odin von

[Valigarmander]

Golbezinstein, whose favorite

[SephirothKirby]

species of butterfly

[Lilac DownDeep]

Is the Alexander.

[Crazyswordsman]

Gato sang a
-CSM