HAHAHA! SEE YOU IN HELL, FF12!

Perrin Aybara · #1

YAY! I'm finally finish with this stupid game!

Final conclusion: Worst. FF. Ever.

(Ok, maybe not. But I sure hated it.)

Thoughts on the ending:
-Balthier and Basch's endings were cool. But...
-Not enough Balthier
-Not enough Ashe, Vaan, Panelo and Fran on fire, dying.
-Ashe is the biggest bitch in the history of FF. What a whore.
-Vaan successfully continued the FF tradition of making whiney, annoying, lead characters who you just hate and want to punch in the face.
-Funniest part of the ending:
Vain: "We're your friends, Ashe!"
Ashe: "Go to hell. I don't care about any of you losers. I'm queen now."
-WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE TREATY BLADE?
-Or for that matter, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE ENTIRE GAME???
-That game had the worst story and most boring characters in the history of video games.
-There was only character with any interesting development, Basch (with his brother), and even that they didn't spend enough time on.
-Fran remained annoying the entire game.
-Ashe remained a selfish bitch the entire game.
-Panelo remained completely pointless the entire game.
-Vaan remained Manzier-tastic during the entire game.

Once again, I'll conclude by mentioning the only thing in FF12 that was awesome:
-Balthier

Yay, I can finally start playing Xenosaga 3 now! (After 6 months of agony).-jay

Crazyswordsman · #2

^You actually still play Xeno games? After Xenosaga 1 completely destroyed it?

Oh, and you don't seem to hate how the ending was completely narrated by Panelo in a crappy outfit that makes her try to be Relm only not cool. How come you didn't mention that? -CSM

Perrin Aybara · #3

Yeah, having the ending narrated by Panelo with her stupid outfit was lame, but at that point, I was too blinded by all of my other frustrations with FF12.

Plus, Panelo was so pointless for the entire game, I basically got to the point of just ignoring her completely.

Another thing about the ending: The whole thing with Balthier at the end with the Bahamut was cool (although Fran should have died), but where was he in the epilogue? Like I said, needed more Balthier.

After suffering through XS1 and XS2, I need to finish XS3 simply to see how the stupid thing ends.

Acually, I don't remember XS1 being too bad, it just had some flaws. XS2 was worse, with a different set of flaws.

And while Xenogears is the one everyone loves, it's not without it's own set of annoying flaws (aka Disc 2, not a minor thing). And I never finished XG anyway. I got frustrated with the last level and never bothered finishing it.

Plus, I've heard from most reviews that XS3 is actually "good".-jay

Crazyswordsman · #4

^But.... XG had LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!! -CSM

Sim Kid · #5

You appear to have forgotten one thing, Jay...

...That the characters all look really dirty, and sometimes during cutscenes, stoned. Especially Basch and Mar-I mean Vaan.

#6

Yet somehow this game remains number one on GameFAQs...

Fanboys, sigh.

Jay, I'd lend you my copy of Final Fantasy V, but I prefer nobody touch it. Great game, I bet you'd agree, but not as incredible as VI.

Crazyswordsman · #7

IV and Tactics are both better than V. -CSM

Galefore · #8

And IX beats the hell out of tactics. However, VI is indeed the best...

No, seriously, my favorite is still FF9. But, FF6 is also awesome, and probably is the best... I'm just blinded by my love of FFIX.

#9

IV blows. I hate Kain, Cecil is a bit of an emo, and the only good character is my main man who coins the phrase "You spoony bard!"

Crazyswordsman · #10

^You just mentioned the second worst character in the game. One that doesn't even have enough MP to Do the Meteo. -CSM

Myst Knight · #11

[QUOTE=Perrin Aybara]YAY! I'm finally finish with this stupid game!

Final conclusion: Worst. FF. Ever.

(Ok, maybe not. But I sure hated it.)

Thoughts on the ending:
-Balthier and Basch's endings were cool. But...
-Not enough Balthier
-Not enough Ashe, Vaan, Panelo and Fran on fire, dying.
-Ashe is the biggest bitch in the history of FF. What a whore.
-Vaan successfully continued the FF tradition of making whiney, annoying, lead characters who you just hate and want to punch in the face.
-Funniest part of the ending:
Vain: "We're your friends, Ashe!"
Ashe: "Go to hell. I don't care about any of you losers. I'm queen now."
-WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE TREATY BLADE?
-Or for that matter, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE ENTIRE GAME???
-That game had the worst story and most boring characters in the history of video games.
-There was only character with any interesting development, Basch (with his brother), and even that they didn't spend enough time on.
-Fran remained annoying the entire game.
-Ashe remained a selfish bitch the entire game.
-Panelo remained completely pointless the entire game.
-Vaan remained Manzier-tastic during the entire game.

Once again, I'll conclude by mentioning the only thing in FF12 that was awesome:
-Balthier

Yay, I can finally start playing Xenosaga 3 now! (After 6 months of agony).-jay[/QUOTE]

I was actually curious about FF12, and I wondered if it might turn out to be good. But if this ending is what awaits me, then maybe I shouldn't bother.

ZeldaGirl · #12

I liked it.

Crazyswordsman · #13

So did I. In fact, I loved it. But I still hated Vaan, Fran, Larsa, and Panelo. -CSM

Citan · #14

Eeesh. And I thought the game looked like some story would actually come out.... eventually. Oi, now I don't want to finish it after running it into a ditch a couple months ago. Back to Dragon Quest VIII....