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Set stage is the inner workings of a shoe factory.

-No cheapness, or whatever.
-Don't spell everything wrong.
-No heals. It doesn't really make sense.
-In the event that GL doesn't feel like it, then I can fight one guy, or two guys if I have a heavy handicap.
-eh.

The character I am using is Sir Fredrick of Waffles. All you need to know is that he's
1)short
2)strong
3)stupid
4)adept at fighting
5)has a big pimpin hammer
And has no real special moves, except the salmon-filled waflle throw. Which won't be used.

I'll battle you I guess...I just need one more person on my team...

excellent...

I've been included in a battle I didn't know about? Awesome. *takes just a little bit of LSD*

I'll be back soon, that I will.

Clamp. Clamp. Clamp Clamp. Screech! ”So, this is the place, hmm? Being challenged to a tag team battle, but none of my opponents foreshows? Figures. None of them ever do. My partner hasn’t either, I believe. Hmph! Better get into the shoe factory. Can’t waste my life out here.” The cloaked figure finished off his ‘speech’ and advanced steadily towards the massive shoe factory. Upon looking at it with his glaring eyes, a sweat drop rolled down his head. He clenched his teeth as he pushed the wooden door open, his silhouetted face showing intense signs of malice. He saw the woman working the register sleeping, and he smirked maliciously, his face showing intent of a misdeed. He walked over to her and tipped her head so it was lopsided and grabbed her neck forcefully, swinging her off her deck and onto air. The woman’s eyes snapped open like a twig and began to struggle, her eyes full of fear, fear of death. Finally, he exerted incredible force onto her neck, shattered her windpipe, and destroyed her throat all together. A torrent of blood squirted out of her mouth, splattering the walls and the cloaked figure. He threw her to the wayside and advanced further into the factory, eager to kill more, his desires were out of control. He axel kicked the desk that blocked his path, destroying it in a mess of wood splints. He walked down the hall and into the sole production part of the factory, where everyone was out.

He spat blood from the woman out of his mouth and furrowed his dark brows. His eyes spotted a man working with pipe to control a water level or….something. The cloaked man grabbed a pipe on the wall and advanced towards the worker. He broke his legs into a stance, poised to kill. He threw the pipe at the man’s backside forcefully, and the impact made a horrid shattering sound. The man fell to the ground, dead. The cloaked laughed and walked to the center of the factory, the inner workings. He heard a call and swiveled himself side to side, searching for the one who made the call. He chuckled, and, pulling his cloak off, screamed out; "Come and get me! I am Chaos Mage!

[ May 30, 2003, 06:26 AM: Message edited by: JUST A LITTLE BIT OF LSD ]

Fred runs on the downwards-sloped highway road to the shoe factory. He knows he's late for the fight he started, and doesn't want any violence to start without him. His mind races about the fight, as he only has limited information. Fred only knows his teammate's name: Chaos Mage.

Fred finds himself going too slow, and attemps to leap onto a car in a head-first dive. Fred catches the tailpipe, and pulls himself up on the car's trunk. Fred slips and falls off the average, dusty, blue car, and scrambles to regain balance. He fails to stand up again, and in a fit of anger, creates a large dent in the trunk with his hand. He hears a loud "OW!" and decides to ignore it. Fred grabs the dented trunk, and uses it to hold onto the car. Moments later, the speeding car stops, as the burly driver realises what happened. Fred flies over the car, into the next one in line. The gigantic, 6'10 hairy monster leaps out of the blue car, and grabs Fred by the throat. Fred punches the man in the face, and the man flies backwards, into his own car. The man gets back up and throws a punch at Fred, but Fred blocks it, grabs the man's hand, knees him in the stomach, and then kicks him two metres into the air. Fred takes out his hammer and smashes the man off the highway, into a landfill site three miles below. Fred jumps in the man's car, and starts it up. The aformentioned man in the trunk cries for help, but Fred can't hear him over the sound of the engine. Fred takes the car out of reverse, and not knowing much about cars, FLOORS IT. He gets off the highway, leaving a wake of senseless, idiodic destruction behind him, and rams the car into a fire hydrant. The engine crumbles, and Fred, who forgot to put on a seatbelt, flies through the window, into the window of the shoe factory, and into the ground near Chaos Mage. Chaos Mage tells him to be thankful that he didn't land on him.

Great! Can you give me a description of your character? Thanks! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Fred was banned. I guess the battle is canceled...

Fred was banned. I guess the battle is canceled...

Hey Fred. How exactly did you get banned?

*crawls out from a rock* "I believe you're a lot more active than Buziku(sp...) so you can fight us, Gore."

*crawls back under a rock*