Dark Link's Kingdom Of Pain

[Dark Link]

Ok, I want as many of the vets to sign up for this, I will take new guys also, but I want the vets to come along for the ride

You are to work together to defeat me and my shadow realm, you got to work through different battles, try to make it realistic as possible, don't just pull out your chain gun and mow down the stalfos, or whatever monster your up agianst.(the're will probably be no stalfos anyways ) I will take 10 people, and I will tell you right now, I am not going to be fair, just being first isn't going to get you in, if you type up a good intro, and can convince me with that, you can count yourself in. Others, The vets, I will let most of you join because I know of your quality of work. Oh, and my "literary skills, are alot better then before, not sure if they will compare with you guys though."

Dark Link, The King of His Kingdom of Pain(well...it is a kingdom, so he obviously is a king), sat on his throne, discontent with his boring life."Ralph! I need a distraction, a something to make life more, devious . I want you to gather as many of the best fighters, and bring them to the entrence of my realm. NOW GO!" "yy-yes mm-my leige!" was the only reply, as the skittering of ralph's feet echoed down the hall."I will have to dispose of that creature, after he gets the messege out.

[ May 05, 2003, 03:07 AM: Message edited by: Dark Link ]

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OOC:I'd like to join, maybe i'll defeat you in this one then again.....

"Sir we're under heavy fire" ensign Jarka reported.
The Montanicogal was above a strange world, a dark world that you felt was evil just looking at it.The ship was under attack by one of the Centaurains most powerful enemies, the Genicalla.The ship was quickly evacuated and the pods started to drop towards the planet as the Montanicogal exploded.All the pods except GD's burned up in the atmosphere from explosion damage.
The general walked out of his pod in an area that was almost pitch black.His suit showed a thing heading towards him.

Hmm, I wonder what that was Ralph thought.He approached and saw a metallic being by a round object.The metallic being had a weapon in his hand. Ooooo a warrior this thing must be Ralph thought again.
"You must come with me now hurry" Ralph said and put actions to words and tried to pull on the suits arm but fell flat on his butt.
"Hmmm, I suppose but we're are you taking me, here you tell me where to go I'll carry you it'll go faster" GD said and picked the bigger creature up.
Ralph pointed out the way to a castle and then ran away.
Okay, this is just like those horror movies back home GD thought to himself.

OOC: I'll post more if I made it.

[Luigi_PS2]

Somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom City, a great power stood. A power so incredible, that it could even now only matched by one other fighter in existence. Luigi 64, the greatest warrior ever known to set foot on the battlefield, was now about to set foot in a world that could truly threaten to destroy him.
Luigi walked along a winding dirt path to a mushroom house hidden securely in the magical woods. Only Luigi knew the way to this house, because he had once saved the owner from ParaTroopas. After Luigi 64 followed a specific course in the woodland terrain and treetops, a house appeared in a small meadow.
A while after Luigi had entered the house he came out with an object. Upon exit, the house disappeared once again.
L64: I am the strongest fighter on the battlefields. Only one other fighter here has the power to kill me, and this in only because of ONE weakness.
Luigi 64 looked at the clear glass die he held in his hand. He reached into his pocket and pulled out 6 items. He then placed an object on one side of the die, then again on another side. One by one the die sucked the object in and held the item's power there. After this was done Luigi 64 spoke.
L64: It's ridiculous that I, the great Luigi 64 must rely on items for my magic.....
Just as Luigi 64 said that a hole in a tree spoke to him.
"You wwww-issh to become ssss-skilled in the arts-sss of magic?"
L64: Who is there? Who said that?
A black shadow creature stuck it's head out of the hole and started to crawl toward L64. As it did this the hole in the tree became smaller. When the creature was out it became apparent that there was no hole only the shadow creature.
L64: What are you?
The creature jumped straight up, and then hit the ground to create a warp.
Creature: If you wish to harness your magical ssskills. Come.
L64 thought about it for a minute. Luigi could sense that the hole would lead to another world, and so he decided to take the challenge, and overcome his only weakness.
L64 jumped in and was transported to the shadow realm.
L is real

[Dark Link]

Yea, I will take both of you. seems its not going to fill up real fast, its not a real problem I guess.

The two fighters stood in a old apartment complex, nothing but a bookshelf in the room. The dark thing named ralph says, "Come here my hobbitsis..er..Fighters, this way!"

and then Ralph ran through the bookshelf. Luigi and GD followed, both running as fast as they could, but ended up on their butts, rubbing their heads after running into the bookshelf. Ralph stuck his head through agian. "It is not Harry Potter's 9 and 3/4! I must unlock the gateway before you can come through!"

Both feeling very stupid, waited for something to happen. "DOH! I forgot the key! My precious! oh, sorry agian about that, I didn't make the auddition for the Lord of the Rings gollum part, but now its like second nature to me...They said I wasn't realistic enough...the foolish hobbitsis! There I go agian, let me get the key..."

FINALLY, the bookshelf changed into a portal of dark energy. Both Fighters stared at it, Spirits with faces of horror on them, Shrieks comeing from within the portal. "It is perfectly safe! I will test it on a rabbit just to prove my point." Ralph runs off and finds the trix rabbit, holding a bowl of trix in his hands. "Orangey orange, lemony yellows! OH boy!" Ralph chucks the cereal bowl and its contents into the portal, the trix rabbit jumping through blindly for the nasty breakfast food.

A shriek sounding awefully familiar to the trix rabbit is heard from within, and some evil snarling and tearing of flesh. "Well, ok, not perfectly safe, but that rabbit was annoying, shall we enter? we will have safe passage if King Dark Link lets us through. Depends if your entrence was worthy enough for him. A third fighter comes running into the room, panting heavily. "Am I late?" Captian Headless asks.

"just in time" was ralph's only reply. Now step through. First GD steps in, nothing unusual happens except it looks like he is being pulled in by little squares, and the final fantasy victory music happens to start up. "well, thats just...wierd." Ralph says. Next, Luigi steps through, the same exact thing happens. Finally Captain Headless walks in. He gets sucked in the same way, but without the music.

"Uh oh, no music...not good! His entrence post was not good enough! Come Back before its to late!!!" Ralph shrieks. But it was to late. A demon was already questioning Captain Headless, inquring why he should not devour him, and keep his soul in pain for all eternity. "Well you see good, er evil sir, I should get anothe..." "SILENCE! IS THIS A GOOD ENTRANCE POST???"

Captain Headless Walks into room. Little demon named ralph is seen. Demon named ralph orders him to follow. CH says he must prepare. CH will come late.

IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL AN ENTRENCE POST!??" THE Large evil looking demon asks angrily.

ralph pips out."and I am not evil, or little!"

"SILENCE! OR WILL ALSO TAKE YOUR SOUL TO DEVOUR ALL ETERNETY!" The very menacing and ominous demon yells.

Captain Headless is on the ground, begging, "Please please please please! Just give me another chance! I will do better! I promise! just please give me another chance!

"Yea, Pink Fluffy , you should just let him go, but don't let him come back." Ralph advices. "YES...IF YOU DO COME BACK, YOUR SOUL IS MINE!" The terrible and dangerous looking demon yells. Captain Headless is then sucked backwards, out the portal, the FF victory music playing backwards as well.

"I HATE THIS JOB! I JUST WANNA GIVE PEOPLE HUGS AND BE NICE TO THEM...*sniff sniff* WHY MUST I BE THE GATE GUARDIAN! WHY CAN'T Terrible Joe BE IT! YOU KNOW WHAT!!! I...I..I QUIT!" And the terrible, evil looking, menacing, Huge demon runs off crying. "Ok whatever man...go be a clown or somthin." ralph says sadly.

"Ok, now that your all awake, and you know what happened since you fell down 1000 ft to loose your memory of the last 10 minutes after falling unconsious, you have finally made it to Dark Link's Kingdom of Pain!
ITs all indoors, so none of this camping out doors, roasting marshmellows over a flame kinda thing. We got an fully working AC, and if you can make it to the rest stop, We got a Movie rental place!" Everyone's faces light up, but then darken agian when ralph says "Just kidding! ok, now step through that door, and you will be at your first challenge."

Both fighters step through the door, and see 30 or so Thugs with metal baseball bats, Ak-47's,Throwing knives, and one dude with a chainsaw, thinking hes Jason. Maybe he is

"Ok, well, you 2 have to defeat these 30, good luck to you, and a little side note, this is a platoon of Saddam's Special Republican Guard, the Elite of the Elite of the Elite. Of the Elite. Happy fighting!"

OOC: Ok, It will get more serious as it goes along, but it will have some humour when ralph talks and stuff, no need for you to make your attacks stupid/humorous as my post here was. just do it normally, and maybe not as long as I did with this post. because after awhile you catch yourself reading the same sentence over agian. because after awhile you catch yourself reading the same sentence over agian. because after awhile you catch yourself reading the same sentence over agian. because after awhile you catch yourself reading the same sentence over agian. because after awhile you catch yourself reading the same sentence over agian. heheheh. Well, there you go, and I hope more people will join in!

[ May 06, 2003, 05:01 AM: Message edited by: Dark Link ]

[Luigi_PS2]

Luigi 64 is disgusted with the childish humor. L64 calls upon a warp pipe, and exits through it.
L is real

[Dark Link]

well, it is stupid...so what? I said it would get better. oh well, your choice.