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Go Bartman!

Your going down bitch. I will be using Special Agent Bob, last page of the BoW.

The doors of the Dark Dungeon opened and a dark figure emerged from the dark shadows. This figure entered the dark room of pure darkness. The figure pulled out a dark thing of some dark sort. This dark item was a machine gun filled with dark bullets that could send the most cheery fellow of them all into a dark emo death state.

This dark figure was known as.... Special Agent Bob, one of the finest official unofficial Splinter Cells ever to darkly walk this dark planet. He awaited his new foe.

Killer tried to slash Bob but it was easily countered by Special Agent Bob's "specialness." Bob readied his knife. The Splinter Cell operative punched Killer in the eye and ran into the darkness. Killer thought Bob was gone but suddenly dark hands were holding Killer's neck. Bob could easily kill the Killer with his dagger but he simply stabbed him in the back.

Killer fell to the dark dungeon ground which was very dark. Small amounts of blood were found on Killer's back. Bob prepared as he knew Killer wasn't dead. Not yet.

Bob tossed a grenade, it exploded and Killer was sent into the flames. Bob got up and shot like crazy at the flames with his machine gun. The Killer emerged from the flames with bullet marks in his chest and blood everywhere on his body. Special Agent Bob shot Killer again. The machette weilding murderer fell to the ground. The flames engulfing him slowly. The pain Killer was experiencing was unbearable and Killer was suffering the terrible pain. How much longer could he last?

Bob knew it wasn't over. He put some used a syringe on his wounds and jumped at Killer. Bob punched Killer making him dizzy then stabbed him in his chest. Bob rapidly punched Killer in the face making his face all nice and bloody. Special Agent Bob grabbed Killer's neck and put his knife on Killer's neck. Then in 1....2....3 secends Bob slit Killer across the throat. A streak of blood hit the ground and the Killer fell to the hard ground of the dungeon. Bob had killed him but he wasn't lasting much longer himself. The syringe had managed to heal him for the time being so he could kill Killer. Bob used another syringe needle on his wounds but finally he fell to the ground. He had died too. Both warriors were now lifeless bodies lying on the dungeon floor about to be consumed by the flames. Was it really over?

Both combatants struggled to walk but they managed. Debris was everywhere. Killer was holding his cut with his hand to make sure that the blood wouldn't leak. Bob found a door at the other end of the dungeon. "Look a door!" He cried out to Killer. Both warriors struggled to run over to it but they made it. After opening it they saw a shadow in the hallway they were about to enter. Bob steathly walked over to the shadow and saw that it was none other then Secret Agent Steve! Steve was supposed to be back up for Bob if he needed it. "Steve, you need to help Killer and I escape this place. It's about to be destroyed." Bob told Steve. "Then follow me if you both want to live." Steve replied and then he wandered into the shadows. Bob and Killer followed behind. Killer still covering the cut making sure the blood wouldn't leak out.

Bob didn't answer. He moved to a door with a Dragon's head painted on it. The door knob was gold and fancy looking. "How about this door? It has a Dragon's head painted on it." Bob spoke in a soft tone.

"I don't know. Maybe it leads to a dragon or some sort of demon." Killer replied. "I doubt that. I mean a dragon?" Bob said.
"Well we just saw regenerating skeleton warriors. Anything is possible in this place." Killer replied as he opened the door leading into what looked like a gaint arena. The arena was very dark. Along the walls was more pictures of dragons with long tails that seemed to curl up. Both warriors walked in and saw a broken cage in the middle of the arena. Then they heard stomping and they smelled smoke. "Great.... I have a bad feeling about this Killer." Bob said as he saw a giant shadow with a head that almost touched the ceiling of the arena. Both combatants readied their weapons because they were about to engage in combat with a mystical Dragon.

Bob was now fully healed and ready to finish off the Dragon. The beast shot fire from his mouth at the two combatants but they dodged that. Bob tossed a grenade at the dragon. The little frag went into one of the dragon's nostrils. It exploded and the dragon flew around the room like crazy until he crashed through the ceiling. The room now had a giant hole in the ceiling, the Dragon had disapeared. However the broken ceiling led into another hallway. After both fighters got up to floor 2 they headed down the hallway to three more doors. The doors each had different pictures on them. One of them had an army of skeletons, another one had a picture of what looked like a ton of challenges to get past. The last one had a picture of evil looking spiders on it. "We have to find Steve. These doors take us to dangerous places but I say we go through the Door of Many Challenges." Bob said as he read 4 words on the Door with a bunch of traps on it. "This door is the Door of Many Challenges. I think we can handle it Killer." Bob said as he opened the door.

No we are in another battle right now.