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Post by Wyborn » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:39 pm

I'm calling you out, son! This will be a simple match, you and me, but we're goign to do this old-school, and we're going to do it right.

A few rules in addition to the standard BF fare:

1. I will not read your character's profile in the Book of Warriors. I don't have one, so when I write out descriptions of my characters it's done in every single topic, and my enemies discover my powers through fighting me. I expect the same from you in this match.

2. We are fighting to the death, save in a case where our character surrenders. We are going to keep going until one of us drops dead as a doornail, and I'm not going to let this topic die.

3. Have extra fun. :)

If you accept you may choose and describe the battlefield. And prepare for the world's worst ass-whooping.
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Post by Seeking Attention » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:53 pm

Alright I accept. As for the battlefield... I'll let you decide and you can have the first post as I cannot think of a battlefield.

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Post by Wyborn » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:58 pm

The wind did not blow there, in that endless field of green, where the grass had grown uncut for centuries. It stood as tall as the figure's waist - or what one might assume to be his waist, for the figure was hunched over and bent, its body largely obscured by the black cloak it wore, shrouding all of its features in darkness. It moved silently through the grass, barely stirring it in its passing, and its footsteps made no sound.

Whatever this thing was, wherever it had come from, it was waiting for something. For someone. And anyone watching - anyone who could watch - could sense its impatience. Whatever it was, it lusted for blood.

OoC: If anyone wants to enter in-character and watch the fight without interfering, feel free. -OoC
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Post by Galefore » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:04 pm

Galefore wasn't quite the excitable hunter; he never really was excitable or a hunter at all. Just a little hyper, that's all. But, he was curious. Always had he been ready to see something interesting, and secretly he was so addicted to watching people die that he had to keep himself from converting from his high status of "Elemental Hero". His war-disorders aside, he was now not only curious but nervous. Something was waiting for a battler, and that battler was not going to be him. He backed out of the area he was standing, a nice and heavy patch of grass that he was using to conceal himself, and decided to watch the... thing... attack its prey. A spectacle it would be, and this was something he had to watch until its end. He just had to be careful not to give up his cover...

Battle was always exciting.

Never was it dull.

And blood was sure to spill this day.

OoC: This is a battle that is not to be missed, and I just HAD to follow your little OoC.

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Post by Lord K. » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:05 pm

*Lord Kenny watches the fight from a helicopter*

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Post by Alex » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:28 pm

[QUOTE=Wyborn]3. Have extra fun. :) [/QUOTE]

This gave me a bit of a chuckle.

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Beast was always in the mood for a battle, whether it be watching one or participating in one. War was in his history. Bloodshed and pain is what he enjoyed. When not fighting, he was either looking for one or training. Occasionally, the cybertaur would rest and regain his strength, but it was only for a short while.

Today, the cybrog was a spectator. He would be watching two other warriors fight to the death. He arrived on the scene and noticed that only one warrior was present so far. Beast also noticed another two spectators. One, who had apparently tried to conceal himself from the hunched warrior in the arena, was watching from a patch of grass. The other was overlooking from a helicopter, which was making alot of noise and beginning to annoy Beast. Maybe if he focused on the battle to be, he could drown out the whirling of the helcopter's blades. The minotaur sat down in the grass and made a path in the green, grassy field so that he could see the fight.

The field of green would soon become a flowing sea of red.
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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:32 pm

This should be a good one.

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Post by Seeking Attention » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:54 pm

OoC: Sorry for my delay i've been busy on a science project.

The fields were quite pleasent. They went on forever.... The grass rustled and another figure emerged from it. A figure wearing a cloak. The cloak wasn't the best as it showed a rib cage. This figure was known as Irby.

The shade carried a long sharp sword infused with powers that no one has ever used for many centurys. Irby was one of the few who could use it right. He looked around the neverending field and saw his opponent.

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Post by Scripture » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:13 am

Scripture was doing a downright perfect robot as his systems kicked alive, blowing rust from his armor in hanging clouds. His cobalt eye shone like a crazy diamond as the pupil meandered around the interior before settling on a point far in the distance, just over the horizon...

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Post by Wyborn » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:44 am

There was a moment where the thing did nothing; and then everything happened all at once.

The clasp on its cloak snapped, and the cloak was left hanging in midair as the thing beneath it vaulted like it had been fired out of a cannon, on a trajectory that would take it directly towards the shade. Irby saw the thing and it was all he could do not to scream.

It was like liquid onyx poured into the shape of some kind of man, in that it had arms and legs and a head and torso, but beyond that everything dissolved into madness. Its body, black as jet, terminated in feet that were most like unto a velociraptor's, with huge white claws meant to disembowel and rend and tear, sunlight glinting off of it as if had already been wet with blood. Its arms were like long bands of steel bound in flesh, ending in hands that did not seem like hands so much as hellish flowers - the palms were set flat against the wrist, with each of its dozen enormous fingers, six per hand, radiating outwards with even spacing between them. Each finger was a foot long and five-jointed, and though they were slender they looked to have the strength to crush stone like it was tissue.

The thing, the Monster, hit Irby so hard that it bowled him into the ground, digging a deep trench with his body as he was pushed across the grass. Its head hovered inches above his, and in it he saw his reflection: it was featureless and smooth, blacker than a thousand nighttimes, and when he looked at it it was like looking at a mirror. He had never seen anything so terrifying in his life.

Pinning his arms, the thing bought up one of its legs and slashed his stomach open, tracing a line of red across his midsection.

OoC: Not much, but i've been busy. I won't take htis long again, and apologize. -OoC
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Post by Wyborn » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:54 pm

OoC: You ain't getting away this easy. Bump. -OoC
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Post by Seeking Attention » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:39 pm

I have been sick.

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Post by Scripture » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:29 pm

Erdawn wrote when he was terribly sick, I recall. He wrote that water ejaculated out of lake or something, signaling the entrance of Richter Delacroix. That was a cool tournament.

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Post by Seeking Attention » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:34 pm

I dont write well when im sick. My math test will prove that. >_<

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Post by Rainbow Dash » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:27 pm

Chunky sat in a meditative trance outside of a small stone temple, when he heard a bloodcurdling scream. Coming out of his trance, he said, "Dear God, what the hell just happened?"

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Post by Mushi » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:19 pm

A tall stout figure, wearing decorative armour that seemed to be a part of him, watched as the others gathered to watch the Irby's battle against Wyborn. In his heart he knew what was going to take place, but he watched tentatively just to see how gruesome the outcome would be. Nothing seemed to be happening at the moment, so he pulled out his Adventurer's Field Guide to Giants, Monsters, and Mythical Beasts and read from it's pages about the creature he was observing... known only as "The Thing".
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Post by Wyborn » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:52 am

OoC: Bump. You ain't getting out of this. -OoC
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Post by Wyborn » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:02 pm

OoC: Once more bump.
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Post by Seeking Attention » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:30 am

I thought this was done.

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Post by Wyborn » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:42 pm

OoC: You thought incorrectly. What gave you that idea?

Regardless, unless you want to forfeit, it's your turn to post. -OoC
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