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Post by Mushi » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:58 pm

*FWOOSH* Another burst of Hellfire.

Delrith was back(again) and simply brushed the the flames from shoulder. He looked up and saw the massive Grant Kris, who was laughing maniacally. No demons had followed him back this time, they had wisely decided that the outside world was not worth it. He pulled the demonic mace from it's hilt on his belt, and tossed it. The laughter soon turned into a seizing gasp.

The mace had pierced his forhead, and was ricocheting inside of his skull. The brain inside was oozing out of the ear canal. The mace then Burst out of the left-eye socket and returned to Delrith, who licked it clean.
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Post by t3hDarkness » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:06 am

The great construct screamed and melted. Slowly it reformed ninteen of the twenty replicas. Each with the memory of the pain caused by that mace.

All of them rushed the mace-thrower at once, their footsteps sounded as one. delrith easily crushed the skull of the first on to approach. Not so lucky with the other eighteen.

One pulled Delrith's jaw open until it dislocated and was pulled off while the others started pulling on his arms and legs.

A bloody fountain was created as he lost his limbs to quickly decaying clones. Each one fell in to take a trophy.

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Post by Mushi » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:17 am

This time Delrith DIDN'T return in a blaze of fire. In fact, Zamorak was getting so freaking tired of sending Delrith back, that he sent him somewhere else. A new clone of Grant had regained life, and was hamming it up in front of the crowd. That is until...

*SPLURCH* The new Grant just stood there. His eyes were rolled back, and his mouth has hanging open, soon blood spewed forth, his insides had been mulched from within. Something could be seen writhing underneath Grant's flesh, and soon it burst forth. Delrith had been reborn, the hard way.

"Thanks a lot Zammorak..." Delrith said sarcastically. He was small and feable, his strength slowly returning. He hoped he would be ready before the next Grant clone or whatever was next in line appeared. Fire was easier for the Demon, but being cast into the body of another was easier and more cost-efficient for Zammorak(the "Satan" of the realm)
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Post by Seeking Attention » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:10 am

Aw man now this is boring>_>

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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:29 pm

*VGA rips Irby's head off and rips out all his insides*

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Post by Mushi » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:54 pm

The crowd paid no attention to the whine coming from the fool who had risen only to complain, Delrith didn't pay much attention to him either. That is until the fool then decided to confirm the assumption that he was indeed a fool by stepping in front of Delrith and attempting to slay him. Slay? Him? NEVER!

Delrith plucked the unripened fool and grasped his head. He squeezed one of his foolish eyes until they burst, then spit in the empty socket. He then opened a portal, to where? Who knows? He dangled the one-eyed fool over it.

"Are you ready to change your foolish ways?" Delrith waited for a response.

Ooc: That's slightly better, VGA. I think you can do better though.
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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:00 pm

Raji came back from the portal, his eyes glowing with rage. "Yes, I have" He said. Raji raised his hand in the air, ready to strike. Raji then slammed his heavy fist in Delrith's skull, instantly shattering it.

Delrith keeled over and died. Raji then turned to Zamorak and growled a low "You're next" to him. Raji then grabbed Zamorak by the neck, and ripped his head off. Blood squirted all over Raji's hand and face as he dropped the decapitated body. He then raised his hand in victory.


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Post by Mushi » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:09 pm

^ Pretty good, do it again.

Delrith had seen more pain and suffering then any human could ever have nightmares about seeing, in otherwords, Delrith hadn't laughed in over a millennium. What he had just witnessed both made him angry, and made him want to rip his eyes out from laughter. His Lord and friend(Zammorak) had just been killed by a human.

"Nice going Zammy, that was probably the most hilarious display i've seen!"

"SILENCE! LEAVE ME!" Yelled an infuriated Zammorak, Delrith was soon back on the surface world. Still laughing. Raji didn't know what to make of the laughing demon. The most logical choice was to kill it...

"Prepare for death, foul Demon!" He charged at Delrith. Delrith was still laughing as the human collided with his muscular body, disintegrating instantly. Delrith only noticed the bloody smear and body parts after he had finally calmed down.
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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:17 pm

Raji was not about to get killed. He filled up with so much rage he was about to explode.


Raji took out his sword and swiftly sliced Delrith in half. But he wasn't done yet. Not even close.


Raji then ripped off Delrith's legs and beat him with it. Raji then ripped off Delrith's arms and ripped his heart out with them.

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Post by X-3 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:32 pm

Journal, 1/26/07:

As I write this, nothing bad has happened today. I broke into a human city and crushed everyone there. Their defense? Pathetic. It was a fun experience, and I hope to have another experience that is JUST as fun soon. To top it off, right now I'm drinking my favorite drink: Human "Blood-Ade". Hah, that's a good one. I'll have to remember that one when we finally crush the human race. One last note before I finish: There's an island right below me, and it seems like chaos is erupting on it. Gonna blow it up.

-Plasma, General(Soon to be leader, once I usurp Zamarick) of the Liberators

"Plasma" was studying the scene below him. At first, he was just about ready to ignore it, due to the lame tactics the fools were pulling off, when it suddenly got interesting.

"They pose a threat to us, Plasma. Eliminate them." a young girl's voice called out in his head, "If we want the plan to go smoother, then you MUST kill anyone against us, aside from a few exceptions."

Yes, mistress

OoC: Sorry, too much seriousness/development.

Plasma activated his "Grenade" weapon. Out of his hand, a red ball popped out, and Plasma kicked it towards the island. It didn't take long for the Grenade to reach the island, but when it did, it released a large amount of flame.

"My favorite disaster-creator! Plasma thought proudly.

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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:39 pm

Raji walked out of the flame, glaring at Plasma. "You die now" He growled at him. "You may have killed the others, but I'm not going down so easy" he said as he drew his sword. "Prepare for battle!" Raji then thrust his sword deep in Plasma's stomach. He then pulled it out, now being soaked in blood.


Blood squirted out of Plasma's stomach as he cried out in pain. Raji then grabbed his hands between Plasma's head. Raji then pushed harder with his hands until he crushed Plasma's head, blood and little skull pieces covered his hands.


Raji raised his hand in the air in victory as he was declared the champion.

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Post by X-3 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:48 pm

Recovering...123(OoC:Any rule against this in this topic?)

White "goo" came out of no where, and swirled together, until they formed a round shape. Pieces of the white goo flew of, until it was molded to look like Plasma's head. The goo then attached it's self to Plasma's body. The molded goo instantly changed colors, and thus Plasma had his head back.

"Nice try, I can see this'll be fun, fun, fun and BLOODY." Plasma cried out happily. Shocked, Raji quickly tried to attack once more, when Plasma suddenly whipped out two pistols and fired into Raji's head. Raji fell dead to the ground quickly. Plasma took out a needle, and collected some of the blood squirting out of his fallen opponent. "I'll save this for later..."

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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:52 pm

Raji rose up and growled, "No one collects my blood!" Raji then put his fists in wet cement, waited for it to dry, and then slammed his fist right into Plasma's head, shattering his skull into a million pieces. Raji then ripped out Plasma's spine and held it high in the air.

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Post by X-3 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:56 pm

"Okay, lets' try this no-head style!" Plasma's voice suddenly shouted. His body leaped up and slammed into Raji, knocking him over. Plasma's head-less body, moving like a puppet, grabbed his spine, and started to beat Raji with it.

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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:59 pm

Raji rose up and growled, "It's not over yet." Raji then held Plasma over his knee and snapped Plasma's spine in half. Raji then stomped on Plasma's head until it was a bloody pulp.

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Post by Mushi » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:59 pm

Delrith was growing tired of killing the same human over and over again, he was about to devour the alien being that had just landed on the island when the annoying human had destroyed the being.

"I was going to eat THAT!" Delrith grabbed Raji by the head and stared him right in the eyes.

"I guess you will have to do instead." He then ripped off Raji's legs and began ripping the flesh off with his teeth, much like a human would eat a chicken leg. He turned to the dead Plasma.

"Want some?" He said jokingly.
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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:03 pm

Raji came back and ripped Delrith in half, then knocked Plasma down and beat him to death with the upper half of Delrith.

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Post by Mushi » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:10 pm

Impact was made. The Earth was moved. A crater was formed. A demon was reborn... and a certain warrior had been crushed.

"Zammarok is running out of ways to send me back." Delrith said as he realised that he was standing on top of a puddle of human remains. This surprised him a little.

"Damn, hehe..." Delrith looked about. No other warriors had risen yet, and he was growing impatient.
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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:27 am

Raji came back and chopped off Zammarok's head, then ripped out his insides.

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Post by Mushi » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:35 am

Ooc: I'm Delrith, Not Zammorak.

Blinding, parlyzing light flashed before Raji. His eyes were melted and his face burnt(melted into single position, a look of extreme searing pain). Delrith returned to earth, this time with a certain FLARE!

*slice* Went Delrith's blade,
His enemy cut in two,
Certainly you wouldn't want
Delrith to do this to you.

Delrith grabbed the upper half of Raji and impaled it on a sharp stick, the look of extreme and searing pain still melted onto his face. He then let out a deafining roar.
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