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a challenge to the veterans of the Gunjin I request a 1 on 1 battle!

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Post by Inferno Dragon » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:55 am

I issue this challenge to any veterin of the gunjun (that means you too Galefore) I challange any of you vets to a 1-vs-1 battle to the finish! first one to get KOed or killed loses the battle.

rules of battle:
1. no 1 hit KOs
2. no healing.
3. let's have fun with this.

I'll be using Koji Miyamoto (aka the N warrior) as my fighter and just for the coolness of it, let's have our battle on the decks of the Halberd and Bowser's flagship of his airship fleet with the two ships locked in battle.

I'll post my intro first.

Koji was below deck in his crew cabin thinking about his mission.

*flashback*
Cyber Meta-knight: *bzzt* heh... you are strong Koji, but you will never destroy my master, Emperor Kenzo Hellshade. *bzzt* besides... *bzzzzt* I'm just the first of his many hellshade generals! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!

and with his evil laugh, cyber meta-knight exploded into metallic dust.
*end flashback*

Koji sighed when suddenly the halberd shook with what sounded like an explosion. he quickly sat up as Samus Aran rushed into his room.

Samus: we're under attack!

Koji: what?! who's attacking us?

Samus: it's Bowser's flagship.

Koji: damn! alright, I'm going up on deck, get the others manning the guns and repairing any dammaged areas. I'll be holding off any boarding parties they're sending over.

Samus simply nodded and went to round up the rest of the crew as Koji took the long winding path from the crew cabins to the deck to protect Meta-Knight's ship. after navigating the winding corridors he finally made it to the deck of the ship. cannon balls and bullet bills were flying back and forth, exploding in mid air either flying over the decks of the ships or pounding into the sides of the ships. Koji quickly pulled his transformation device from his belt and raised it above his head.

Koji: N Warrior! Henshin! GO!!!

in a flash, the green haired youth's red jacket, white shirt, and jeans were replaced with a form fitting grey battle suit with basic white shoulder armor, a white spiked glove on his left hand and white spiked boots. on his right hand appeared the power glove, on his belt appeared an NES controller, at his sides appeared a pair of zappers, one red and the other grey, on his head appeared the konami laser scope and on his back appeared the NES satalite, with his 4 wired devices plugging into the satalite. finally, the super scope strapped itself to his back.

Koji: alright! let's do this!

Koji quickly pulled out the orange zapper and blasted boarding koopa troopas and goombas into oblivion. he smirked knowing as long as he kept fighting and the double-barreled battery cannon stayed opperational no one was getting on board this ship.
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:44 pm

CBFD SPOILERS!

"Yes My Liege, let us kill two birds vit one stone" were the words leaving the Weasel Professors lips as he watch his master holding his chest. Suddenly, a wierd creature popped out of the King's Chest, an Alien of sorts.

The Alien Roared around the new surroundings of the vault as Conker and the Professor were looking. Conker Shivered as the Professor made a grin of victory.

"What the?" Stated the Weasel who used to be Conker's ally.

"Oh, No" went Conker holding his head.

"Oh, Yes!" yelled the professor as as made happy hand movements.

The Traitorous Weasel ran for it as the Professor got near his animal.

"Ah! Come Here! Ah! Such a beautiful Animal!" stated the professor. As he went over to hug his creation "Even though he is about to.....annihilate you Squirrel. Rip you limb from limb! You cannot help but admire zis beauty....his power....his....POISE! He is not a vonderful creature....is he?"

"You're right there, He's Not" said Conker

"Just ignore him....Ha. Right" The Professor then flew away from both of them as he started to mutter something, Conker could only hear the beeps made from his swearing. Then he turns to Conker and says "Take us...into orbit....yes."

Then the Vault rumbles as it flies into the sky. Both the Alien and Conker struggle to stay up, probably knowing that if they fall, it's the end.

"You see the power of Liquid Nitrogen mixed with Oxygen, Two Parts Petrol...yeah...." Stated the Professor as he tried to show his brilliance. Yet, Conker could only think of his simple life, and how he may never get to it. The Professor then Turns to his Creature and says "Heinrich!.....KILL!" The Alien turns to Conker from his master.

Conker jumped before he could think of the alien and grabs a switch. The Switch goes down and the doors next to him open. The Dead Panther King and his Chair fly through the airlock, and both The Professor and Heinrich are completely confused. Then some doors open and a Power Suit appears in Conker's Eyes. Conker runs over to the suit and gets in. He checks out the new suit, and then looks to see Heinrich near the body of his girfriend. Conker then yells "GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU- GAH!" Says Conker as Berri's Body flies out into space, Conker hen turns to notice the Professor slowly going to Black Death himself.

"Oh! Oh! No! Vat is?? Oh! I forgot about the airlock! Oh!
****! What the ****? Oh! I didn’t put ze high powered boosters on my chair! I knew I should have done zat! Whose idea was it to go into space?? Oh! It was mine! ****!!! This is it!! This is the end!! No legs! And now no life! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The Professor is dead as far as Conker's concerned as he fights the creature. The Creature tries to eat him but he dodges at unheared of speed. Then Conker Gives him a painful uppercut, sending him to the floor. Then he grabs the tail and spinns him into the airlock. Heirich hangs on for dear life as Conker runs full force at him "NOT TODAY YOU MOTHER BUZZA'!" Says Conker as he kicks Heinrich hands and forces him out into the blackness of space.

"Finally....it's over......"

Suddenly he hears a tear at his left and looks to se the suit's left arm gone. Then he looks behind to see the Alien holding it.

"Oh,no....This is it! To think it would end like this! so near!" stated Conker

Suddenly the Alien jumps at him at stops in mid air, so does the power suit.
"Huh?.....Hello? What's goin' on? Is this some kind of Joke?" Says Conker.

He opens the suit's head, and jumps out....

"The game’s locked up! Ha! I don’t believe it! What! Is it the testing department’s day off or somethin’? " Says Conker, showing he knows full well this is a game.

"Hmmmm....this gives me an idea!" says Conker to himself. "Um! Hello... Eh! If there are any software engineers that can hear me? Just eh. Type something in."

A Green c:/ comes up with the word "Hello"

"Alright, yeah, hello. Right, here’s the plan! I wont tell
anyone there’s been a lockup, quite a bad one at that, left in the
game. If you will say. Oh! I don’t know, help me out with this guy
here! What d’ya think?" Says Conker

The Green c:/ replies "I don't think so...."

"What?! What do you mean "You don't think so?!" Yelled Conker at the C:/ then Conker notices a pixel going by his face. he looks down to notice himself being removed from the game. "Huh?! WHAT'S GOING ON!?" yelled Conker as he left the game he had just won.
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Suddenly, he finds himself in a throne room, shaking and the cries of people outside, he looks up to see a turtle holding a Game Controller, and to the left, a Shelless Turtle who looks like a Mage. "We did it!" said the Mage to the Turtle. "Yes....The most violent and remorseless creature is in Videoland. Says the Turtle

"Huh? What's going on? Who are you?!" says Conker. The Turtle jumps off the throne to reveal the spikes on his shell. "I'm Bowser, King of the Koopas. And, you... you are Conker. The Tragic everyman who wants his life back, but never will" Says Bowser

"....never will?" says Conker

"Oh! Let me tell you what happens.....You are left as a King. And, will never get what you wanted. But....we can get you this life. If you do something for us....." Says Bowser. Conker was crushed by these words. But, he knew that Bowser was telling the truth. Even if he was on the wrong side. "Ok.....what is it?" Says Conker

"Next to us is an enemy vessel, now we need you to destroy this "Double Barrelled Barrel Cannon" and kill the guy on the Deck, and we'll be sure to repay you with a normal life." explains Bowser.

"....With what?! A Bat? I don't have any real useful weapons!" Says Conker

"Oh, well that can be supplied" Says Bowser as he motions two Koopas to bring in a Small Green Button "This is a prototype. I call if the "Context Button", There's only two. One for you....and one for me. With it, it works like your game's B Spaces, but it's portable"

"Really?" Says Conker. To Test this, he pulls out a bottle of Scotch, then pulls out a glass, then opens the bottle and drinks some of the liquid from the Bottle, then puts both away. "Ah.....this is perfect!"

"Yes.....Now, destroy the only things stopping us!" Says Bowser.

"Yeah, yeah, world domination" say Conker "I get it."
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Koji had been holding them back for a good while, and it seemed like they were going to force them away.....until he suddenly feels the ship rocking and rocking more....until...he hears from Samus. "KOJI! The Barrel Cannon is destroyed!" "Destroyed? By what?" Suddenly, Koji sees a large missile pass by his face. He turns to see a Red Squirrel in a Black Coat, Sunglasses and carrying a Missile Launcher. He puts in away and pulls out two Uzis as Bowser's Ship backs off to get a good view.

"Let's Roll, punk!" Says Conker

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Post by Inferno Dragon » Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:46 pm

Koji looked in surprise at the orange squirl in the black trenchcoat.

Koji: conker?! what are you doing here? I thought you were helping team rare in locating Princess Lana.

Conker: nothin' personal, but the big green lizzard said if I kill you I can have my life back.

Koji: are you crazy?!

a rain of bullets flew from conker's uzis as Koji quickly dove out of the way and rolled before coming to a stop and unleashing his own spitfire of zapper shots. when conker stopped to reload koji quickly took cover behind the remains of the double barreled battery.

Koji: damn it conker, we don't have time for this!

koji put a finger to his lazer scope.

Koji: metaknight don't loose bowser's ship we have to get on board and find out what's going on here!

Metaknight: right. hard turn to starboard and full speed ahead to give chase to bowser's flagship!

Link: right!

Koji cut the transmission to the bridge and fealt as the ship made a sharp turn towards Bowser's flagship to chase after it. as this was going on Koji began thinking of how to get conker to listen to reason.
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:07 pm

Conker didn't know what Koji was talking about, especialyl since all he knew was his own world. He finished loading his gun and aimed at the remnants of the cannon. "Stop hiding you fool!" Says Conker "The faster I kick your butt, the faster I can get the Normal Life I've always wanted!" Conker fired at the Cannon pieces, trying to pierce it, but to no avail. A full two clips were wasted trying.

Conker then put the guns away and pulled out two mines and threw them at the direction Koji was. However, Conker had only thrown them upside down, and they only blew some of the debris.

Conker grew Furious as he pulled out a katana twice his size "DAMN IT! COME OUT OR I'LL FIND YOU BY POKING AT THE REMAINS WITH MY SHARP STICK!

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Post by Inferno Dragon » Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:33 am

OOC: sorry for not posting sooner, I was sick and unable to get to my comp for the past week but I'm better and I can get back to battleing.

Koji: okay conker, I'm comming out.

Koji smirked as he raised his power glove to eye level and a ball of green energy appeared. He quickly grabbed the ball of energy and watched it transform into a green energy sword. Kojismiled to himself as the halberd quickly caught up to bowser's ship and opened fire on the enemy ship. Koji then leapt over the remains of the double-barreled battery and brought his energy sword down which was quickly blocked by conker's katana.

koji (thinking): heh, just as I planned.

koji began to block and perry all of conkers sword attacks as they crossed back over to bowser's flag ship where Koji quickly gave an order for the halberd to pull away from bowser's ship.

Link: are you sure sir? if I pull away you won't have any backup if you get in trouble.

Koji: I don't need it now get the halberd away from here but keep following, got it?

Link: yes sir.

as the halberd pulled away from the airship, some info popped up on Koji's headgear.

Koji: huh? oh that's why.

Conker: what's that punk?

koji: looks like you're just a copy of the real thing, now I know I don't have to hold back.

Koji quickly pulled his red zapper from it's holster and shot the katana out of conker's hands. and smirked as he looked to the trenchcoat clad imposter.
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:40 am

Conker just stood there as Koji prepared to fire another shot, but Conker just pulled out another katana. "Yeah, I could learn to like this portable B Button" Said Conker. Koji fired, only to have Conker reflect it into the sun.

"Ok, you prepare for the beatdown of your life!" Said Conker. Conker ran as fast as he could towards Koji, while Koji fired his zapper, trying to at least slow him down. Koji could graze Conker's Shoulder as he gets tackled to the ground. Conker then raises his sword above his head, attempting to end the life of Koji. However, this position left him open to Koji's Left Hook.

Conker goes about 4 feet away from Koji. Both get up at the same time and get ready to fight again. However, Conker pulls out a Western style pistol, and aims at Koji. "Stop this. Making a deal with Bowser is only better than making a deal with Satan. You have no idea what he could do to your world!" Says Koji.

"When are you gonna shut up?" Replies Conker

Conker pulls the Trigger.

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Post by Inferno Dragon » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:18 am

as the bullet hit Koji, instead of ripping trough him like it would it exploded, causing several explosions of sparks to shoot out from his suit as he was knocked to the deck of bowser's ship.

Koji: engh... that what I get for having a super sentai suit, taking more damage while still being protected from getting killed.

Koji got to his feet and smirked at Conker and began to laugh.

Conker: eh? what's so funny?

Koji: I didn't think I'd have to use one of my signiture attacks so soon.

Conker: what are you talking about?

Koji raised his right hand to the sky and began to gather that mysterious green energy again. he then grasped the green energy in his hand and his right fist ignighted into green flames as he quickly brought his fist to eye level.

Koji: Yosh, ikusei! Justice BUSTAAAAAAHHH!!!

Koji punched the air in front of him and a beam of blazing green energy shot from the power glove as his fist stopped. the beam slammed into Conker and smashed him through the wall behind him, revealing Bowser's throan and the koopas playing another game. Koji stepped through the hole and looked at bowser only to see something odd about him, he was wearing a scouter-like device over his left eye.
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:20 pm

Conker got back up. Slowly, and grabbing his somewhat burned chest, but other than that, he was still in fighting form. "Well, Well, Well. If it isn't the punk with the Super Suit" Says Bowser still trying to keep his eye on the current game. "I'm here to end your evil deeds, Bowser!" Said Koji. Bowser could only laugh at the teen's courage. Of course, he never closed his eyes, he just kept looking at the screen. "......huh.......That's nice, can I get back to killing you?" Said the Trenchcoat wearing Squirrel as he tries to aim the pistol at Koji. Koji fires another blast in to Conker's Face, sending him to the floor. Koji slowly walks towards Bowser, ready to fight the Two Ton Turtle.

"hm. hm. hm hm. Foolish Boy. You will never get to me" Said Bowser.

A bunch of Koopas surrond the King of their race, and Bowser presses a button on his throne, sending him and his chair to the lower deck.

Koji attempts to go after him, only to have Conker jump into the way, holding a Claw....thing (I have no real idea what you call it)

"Uh-Uh, you're fighting me!" Said Conker

Conker rams Koji in the Koppa King's throne and scratches his Chest three times and both Legs Twice before kicking him in the face sending him and the throne to the floor.

Who knows what would happen next......
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Post by Inferno Dragon » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:22 pm

ooc: that's a bit of a stretch for me, I was planning on the bowser on this airship being cyber bowser of kenzo hellshade's generals and koji having to fight both him and conker at the same time. also when cyber bowser reveals himself he'll turn to his dark colorscheme from the smash brothers series (black shell and crimson hair)
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