The worst reviews. (2)

Dee Emm · #1

I love Metroid Prime. So if we like any of these games, we still rate it bad?

What are YOU smoking?!

A Genius · #2

I think you misunderstood. Reread the first post in this topic.

-A Genius (Not the first time that happened in a Worst Reviews topic.)

A Genius · #3

^Good.

Phantasy Star (The first, if you're slow)

AHRG! This game is stupid! iT DOESN'T GIVE YOU ANY DIRECTION ON WHERE TO GO! And those dungeons are the STUPID! Why don't they put in a map like any other Developer?!?/1 And there are only 4 characters! Any GOOOoID RPG has st least 15! Buy Chrono Cross. Now that game is l337!

-A Genius (I love this topic.)

Dee Emm · #4

Originally posted by MarioMan* Got A Gameboy Advanced:
Chrono Trigger

WHAT IS THIS?!?! This game just sucks all around. The entire plot is some evil dude named Lavos is gonna destroy the world, and the only people who can stop it is a princess, a geek, a frog, a cavewoman who is in love with cats from Zero Wing, a R2D2 ripoff, a Grim Reaper ripoff, and a teenager who needs a haircut BADLY. Seriously, the battles get repetive, the jokes are lame, and the game is near impossible. Also, the story and side quests are too confusing, and really, isn't the Masamune used enough? I've got a Japaneese restruant named the Masamune. When I played it, it was impossible to beat that Godess-forsaken Dragon Tank. And why a Teen? Atleast FF6 for the SNES had adults! The only thing I liked about this was the music.

All-in-all, this game just had to be the one of ghosts that haunts me. This game should be burned, smashed, used as a baseball in the Majors, and sent to the Green Berets for target practice and toilet paper. It's that bad. I'm sorry if I insulted anyone with this review, but I'm stating my opinion. Thank you for listening, and if you didn't, screwball you.

How's that?

Okay, now obviously you must be dumb as a post if you can't understand Chrono Trigger's storyline.
And Magus, a grim reaper ripoff? The only thing they have in common is the weapon. Crono needing a haircut? AKIRA TORIYAMA helped with the game, it shouldn't come as a shock.

You sir, are a dumbass.

imported_Parrakarry · #5

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

YES, THIS GAME GOT 8 MAD SMILIES AND IT DESERVED IT!!! It's CRAP. I've never PLAYED it but I KNOW it's crap because of the GRAPHICS. They SUCK!!! CELL-SHADED?!?! WTF?!?! Good gameplay HAHAHA WHO GIVES A DOG CRAP??? Everyone knows that GRAPHICS are what make a game!!! THIS GAME IS PURE SUCKY. And a CONDUCTER'S WAND?!?! WTF. And it's SO unoriginal! According to the (CRAPPY) screenshots, you collect three jewels (Hmm...) then put them in three pedestals (Hmmmm...) then get the Master Sword (This sounds a little familiar), then GO TO A BUNCH OF "TEMPLES". Now, OoT scored a 3 on the Madness scale, because it wasn't TOO bad, but this? This is a remake WITH TRASHY GRAPHICS, TOO!!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TOO???

In conclusion, X-box is the GREATEST SYSTEM ever, because IT HAS THE BEST GRAPHICS!! KIDDY-CUBE HAS SUCKY GRAPHICS THEREFORE SUCKS!!!

Dee Emm · #6

^WOAH. This guy does a damn good impression of an stubborn *****y X-Box fanboy.

imported_Parrakarry · #7

(Thank you, thank you)

Metroid Prime

This game's graphics were OKAY I suppose. But the main character from HALO (I've never played it, only seen the graphics, so I don't know his name) could OBVIOUSLY blow THIS piece-of-crap robot out of the SKY. I don't know how the game PLAYS but it's graphics are FAR worse than Halo's so 6 mad smilies.

Guardian Link · #8

Earthbound

This game is so lame- wait, who am I kidding? It is lame. No point doing a fake review on it then.

Mista Massimiliano · #9

Doom

This game is freaking pathetic. Bad graphics, ugly characters, tons of useless gore and blood, and a heck of a stupid bunch of guns. "Quadrouple Barrel Shotgun"? "Blaster"? What a waste of time.