WHAT KIND OF PINBALL GAME IS THIS? WHEN THE BALL GOES IN THE MIDDLE AND THE SAVER IS OFF, THEN YOU LOOSE THE BALL! EVEN ON ANY MODES, YOU LOOSE IT AND IT ENDS! ALSO, THE BONUS GAME IS SO CHEAP, THAT ITS ALMOST HARD AS THE GAME ITSELF!
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Cloaked Dude
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A Genius
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Mario and Luigi
Nintendo needs to stop this kiddy... something... begins with s... ****. I mean, this piece of car... crawawa... crap is just retarded. I mean, you can't go a single step without seeing a bunch of elephant rabbits. What's the deael with... uh... that?
And... don't get me started on the gameplay...! I just couldn't jam this thing into my N-Gage, and I just kept yeling... and yeling... "you little piece of fah... fururu... fupllesticks.. ****.
So I just through this game away, and never bought a Nintendo game agai...n. That's why I took to smoking cr.... carark... crack. Crack kicks... a... auhs... ASS.
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Nintendo needs to stop this kiddy... something... begins with s... ****. I mean, this piece of car... crawawa... crap is just retarded. I mean, you can't go a single step without seeing a bunch of elephant rabbits. What's the deael with... uh... that?
And... don't get me started on the gameplay...! I just couldn't jam this thing into my N-Gage, and I just kept yeling... and yeling... "you little piece of fah... fururu... fupllesticks.. ****.
So I just through this game away, and never bought a Nintendo game agai...n. That's why I took to smoking cr.... carark... crack. Crack kicks... a... auhs... ASS.
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Yoshi's Story
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH SHYGUYS!!! This game could have done with so many ShyGuys that Yoshi was superfluous to the Story! Imagine how much better Yoshi's Story would have been if the Pirate ShyGuy had of been the main character! I'm thinking of storming Nintendo with an army of ShyGuy plushies and demanding they re-work the game to make it ROXXORZ. Who's WITH ME???? Grrrrrrrrrrr
[ February 14, 2004, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: Heroine of the Dragon ]
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH SHYGUYS!!! This game could have done with so many ShyGuys that Yoshi was superfluous to the Story! Imagine how much better Yoshi's Story would have been if the Pirate ShyGuy had of been the main character! I'm thinking of storming Nintendo with an army of ShyGuy plushies and demanding they re-work the game to make it ROXXORZ. Who's WITH ME???? Grrrrrrrrrrr
[ February 14, 2004, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: Heroine of the Dragon ]
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PITIFUL MORTALS!! ART THOU NOT AWARE THAT ALL NINTENDO GAMES ARE PURE AND UTTER PIECES OF ****?!?!? ART THOU NOT AWARE THAT ONLY THE X-BOX HAS GAMES WORTH MORE THAN ALF A DECAYING RAT? I'M REFERING TO THE EARLY X-BOX GAMES, MIND YOU. IN IT'S LATER YEARS, THE X-BOX HAS BECOME NOTHING SHORT OF RIDICULOUS GARBAGE. TOO MANY NON-FPS GAMES. SERIOUSLY, WHO NEEDS THAT? JESUS CHRIST.
WHAT IS THIS GAME ABOUT? I DON'T THE HELL KNOW. AS NEAR AS I CAN MUSTER, A FAT NINTENDO MASCOT WITH A HOMOEROTIC COLOR SCHEME CREATES A SERIES OF TWO SECOND MINIGAMES. I WOULDN'T BE SO ANNOYED WITH THIS GAME IF ONLY IT WASN'T NINTENDOFIED. SO INSTEAD OF CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL GAMES, EACH GAME IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS THE NEXT ONE, AND THE NEXT ONE IS PURE **** ANYWAY, SINCE THE FKRST ONE SUCKED PRETTY BADLY, AND WAS CARBON COPIED TO THE SECOND GAME, WHICH IS THE SAME AS THE FIRST, WHICH SUCKED, SO THE SECOND GAME SUCKED TOO, BECAUSE IT WAS BASED ON THE FIRST. IN FACT, EVERY SINGLE ****ING GAME IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE PREVIOUS ONE. ONE LEVEL IS ALL ABOUT SPORTS GAMES, YET THE NEXT LEVEL, WHICH CLAIMS TO BE ABOUT NINTENDO GAME (WHICH SUCK ANYWAY) IS EXACTLY THE ****ING SAME! HOW HOMOEROTIC IS THAT?
AND THE BOSSES! DEAR GOD, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE BOSSES. THE BOSSES ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST ASPECT OF THIS GAME. TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST BOSS. A STUPID NINTENDO FANBOY PERVERT RETARD BLACK NAZI HOMO MIGHT SAY, "ooh but wait please the stupid gay nintendo mascot PUNCHES A ****ING PUNCHING BAG isnt that cooool like michael jackson?????????" WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, MORON IT'S NOT. IT'S JUST A STUPID RYTHM GAME. NO SKILL INVOLVED, EXCEPT AS MUCH SKILL AS IT TAKE TO PRES A SINGLE ****ING BUTTON. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? BESIDES GEORGE BUSH.
IN FACT, IT'S TRULY TERRIBLE THAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE ALLOWED TO WALK THE EARTH! HERE'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO WITH ALL STUPID NINTENDO FANBOYS PERVERT RETARD BLACK NAZI HOMOS. FIRST: WE DIG A WHOLE. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BIG HOLE, SINCE THERE ARE ONLY, LIKE TWO OF THESE STUPID HOMOWADS LEFT. THEN, WE CALL OUT THE US MILITARY. WE MIGHT AS WELL CALL OVER THE JAPANESE MILITARY, THEY'RE PART OF THIS PROBLEM, SO THE LEAST THEY COULD ****ING DO, IS HELP US FIX IT. THOSE BASTARDS. THEN, WE TAKE THE ARMIES, KILL ALL THE FANBOYS, AND BURY THEM IN THE HOLE. WE SHOULD PUT THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN, TOO. JUST IN CASE.
-A Genius (Fear the +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ key!)
PITIFUL MORTALS!! ART THOU NOT AWARE THAT ALL NINTENDO GAMES ARE PURE AND UTTER PIECES OF ****?!?!? ART THOU NOT AWARE THAT ONLY THE X-BOX HAS GAMES WORTH MORE THAN ALF A DECAYING RAT? I'M REFERING TO THE EARLY X-BOX GAMES, MIND YOU. IN IT'S LATER YEARS, THE X-BOX HAS BECOME NOTHING SHORT OF RIDICULOUS GARBAGE. TOO MANY NON-FPS GAMES. SERIOUSLY, WHO NEEDS THAT? JESUS CHRIST.
WHAT IS THIS GAME ABOUT? I DON'T THE HELL KNOW. AS NEAR AS I CAN MUSTER, A FAT NINTENDO MASCOT WITH A HOMOEROTIC COLOR SCHEME CREATES A SERIES OF TWO SECOND MINIGAMES. I WOULDN'T BE SO ANNOYED WITH THIS GAME IF ONLY IT WASN'T NINTENDOFIED. SO INSTEAD OF CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL GAMES, EACH GAME IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS THE NEXT ONE, AND THE NEXT ONE IS PURE **** ANYWAY, SINCE THE FKRST ONE SUCKED PRETTY BADLY, AND WAS CARBON COPIED TO THE SECOND GAME, WHICH IS THE SAME AS THE FIRST, WHICH SUCKED, SO THE SECOND GAME SUCKED TOO, BECAUSE IT WAS BASED ON THE FIRST. IN FACT, EVERY SINGLE ****ING GAME IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE PREVIOUS ONE. ONE LEVEL IS ALL ABOUT SPORTS GAMES, YET THE NEXT LEVEL, WHICH CLAIMS TO BE ABOUT NINTENDO GAME (WHICH SUCK ANYWAY) IS EXACTLY THE ****ING SAME! HOW HOMOEROTIC IS THAT?
AND THE BOSSES! DEAR GOD, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE BOSSES. THE BOSSES ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST ASPECT OF THIS GAME. TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST BOSS. A STUPID NINTENDO FANBOY PERVERT RETARD BLACK NAZI HOMO MIGHT SAY, "ooh but wait please the stupid gay nintendo mascot PUNCHES A ****ING PUNCHING BAG isnt that cooool like michael jackson?????????" WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, MORON IT'S NOT. IT'S JUST A STUPID RYTHM GAME. NO SKILL INVOLVED, EXCEPT AS MUCH SKILL AS IT TAKE TO PRES A SINGLE ****ING BUTTON. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? BESIDES GEORGE BUSH.
IN FACT, IT'S TRULY TERRIBLE THAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE ALLOWED TO WALK THE EARTH! HERE'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO WITH ALL STUPID NINTENDO FANBOYS PERVERT RETARD BLACK NAZI HOMOS. FIRST: WE DIG A WHOLE. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BIG HOLE, SINCE THERE ARE ONLY, LIKE TWO OF THESE STUPID HOMOWADS LEFT. THEN, WE CALL OUT THE US MILITARY. WE MIGHT AS WELL CALL OVER THE JAPANESE MILITARY, THEY'RE PART OF THIS PROBLEM, SO THE LEAST THEY COULD ****ING DO, IS HELP US FIX IT. THOSE BASTARDS. THEN, WE TAKE THE ARMIES, KILL ALL THE FANBOYS, AND BURY THEM IN THE HOLE. WE SHOULD PUT THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN, TOO. JUST IN CASE.
-A Genius (Fear the +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ key!)